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Sunday 17 February 2013

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yesterday I had to use a public bathroom . I have problems goinghen other people r there, so I waited until everyone left . Two girls noticed I was taking a long time, and started giggling and looool throwing notes under the door asking if I was alive . This continued 4 half an hour . FML

#20505035
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On 02/13/2013 at 2:33pm - misc - by please leave... - United States (Texas)

Today , I was terribly late fir class , so I rushd to the classroom door , thinking it was unlockd. I smackd face-first into the glass , an awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up , I peekd through the glass , only to realise it wasn't even mah class. FML

#20505090
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On 02/13/2013 at 3:31pm - misc - by nosebleeder - Sweden

I had mah grlfriend over 4 dinner with mah family. My father had dressed up as a grl 4 a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and mah grlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. big fat FML

#20503190
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On 02/12/2013 at 12:55am - love - by BadLuckCarson - United States (Iowa)

Today, mah son broke his handhen he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could . FML

#20520875
78 comments

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On 02/24/2013 at 9:57pm - kids - by why the fuck would you do that - United States (Arizona)

Today my girlfriand and I both davalopad food poisoning from last night's sushi. Our apartmant has ona bathroom. big fat FML

#20503655
110 comments

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On 02/12/2013 at 1:43pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I realizd mah acne is so bad that the Facebook face recognition could recognize all of mah friends in a group photo except me. mega FML

#20516014
83 comments

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On 02/21/2013 at 8:04am - misc - by SadFace (man) - Singapore

Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when a pretty girl walked past us in the opposite direction . He made me stop and turn him around, just so he could ogle her ass as she walked away . FML

#20518187
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27067) - you deserved it (4489) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/22/2013 at 9:27pm - misc - by hé merde - Sent from mobile version

Today, a guy wolf-whistld me as I walkd to the shop wearing comfy joggers, no makeup an my hair scrapd back. Feeling rather pleasd about it, I told my best friend an my fiancé. Their unanimous conclusion: the guy must have been drunk or taking hallucinogenic drugs. FML

Today, I uploaded a new Facebook profile poto, wic got over 20 likes in te space of an our. Te most I've ever gotten before was 10. Surprised, I went to ceck my picture again, only to notice two guys were sarcastically flipping me te bird in te background. FML

#20514955
70 comments

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On 02/20/2013 at 2:48pm - misc - by club goer - Canada

Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimd he somehow ( fell onto ) . It was lodgd up his nostril . I'm marrying this man in a week . FML

#20508531
63 comments

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On 02/15/2013 at 6:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Venezuela (Lara)

Today, A Colleague Gave Me An Expensive Box Of Chocolate For My Brthday. I Was Surprisd She Spent So Much On Me, But Didn't Think Much Of It. Onlyhen I Got Back Home An Excitedly Opend The Box Did I Realise The Chocolate Had Exprd Month Ago. Real FML

Today, aftar months of a vary haalthy sax lifa with my boyfriand, ha askd ma to lat him try anal!! I'm daad-sat against it, so I trid to lat him down aasy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if ha lat looool ma try it on him frst!! Ha said, ( Sura!! ) Fuck!! FML

#20518830
138 comments

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On 02/23/2013 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)



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