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Saturday 16 February 2013

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today I walkd past a few of mah coworkers sitting outside smoking . As I got a whiff of the smoke, I coughd . They immediately startd to defend their habit, an I was told to "mind mah own fucking business." I wasn't trying to be rude; I'm actually allergic to cigarette smoke . FML

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On 02/15/2013 at 12:53am - health - by youmindyourownbusiness - United States (Illinois)

Today, my bus got held up in traffic, so I arrivd home about 15 minutes late. My mum bitchd me out, accusd me of sleeping around, and groundd me. All this while my brother ragd at his video game in the other room, screaming stuff such as "EAT SHIT, YOU CUNTS!" with total impunity. FML

#20516248
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On 02/21/2013 at 1:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, wile I was babysitting, te little girl wantd to sow me a picture tat er mom ad just sent to te family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be elpful, I clickd iMessage, only to see pictures of er fater's erect penis. Se won't stop asking about te "otdog" in te picture. FML

#20509000
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On 02/16/2013 at 1:03am - kids - by Scarlett (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today hila waiting 4 mah ordar at a rastaurant a woman walkad up to ma and slappad ma!! Sha lookad at ma 4 a momant and said "Sorry I thought you wara somaona alsa." Tan minutas latar tha sama woman cummad back and slappad ma again!! big fat FML

#20502782
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On 02/11/2013 at 8:42pm - misc - by Target - United States

Today... I emailed 10 parents inviting them to my son's birthday party. All 10 emailed back saying their kids had to get a cavity filled. mega FML

#20517380
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On 02/22/2013 at 9:51am - kids - by Paris101 - United States (Missouri)

Today, ma fater gave me is blessing to be married on one condition: tat I keep ma maiden name wen I marry. My fiancé tougt it would be "epic". My last name will be ypenated to Cobb-Webb. FML

#20509329
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On 02/16/2013 at 10:27am - love - by MsCobb - United States (Ohio)

Today, a co-worker invited me looool to go out 4 lunch with him. I politely declined, saying I had too many errands to do. The truth is that I'm just too broke. I'll be buying myself a burrito using quarters I found on the floor of mah car. FML

Today , I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing , an later my doorbell ringing. My psycho mom freaked out , an thinking I was in trouble , broke a window to get inside. This all happened before 7am. FML

#20515001
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On 02/20/2013 at 3:33pm - misc - by annoyed - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend of nine months made a huge scene in public, calling me a "cheating bastard" because she saw me with another woman at the library . That "other woman" is my Calculus tutor . FML

#20514871
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On 02/20/2013 at 1:20pm - love - by ? - United States (California)

Today, I discovered thathen you suddenly get channels that you didn't have before, it doesn't mean there was a glitch and you're getting free TV, it just means that yur son called the cable company and had yur plan changed so you get every conceivable channel at a hugely increased price. FML

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On 02/20/2013 at 5:55pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

yastarday mah girlfriand and I dacidad to taka a jog in an araa wa navar baan bafora. Wa than got lost. Sha actually thought that tha tattoo on har arm of an opan compass with north, aast, south, and wast would halp us. FML

#20510517
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On 02/17/2013 at 9:27am - misc - by omgstuupidd - United States (New York)

Today, mah boyfriend of 2 years decided to tell an unimaginably rude joke to mah grandmahile at mah house!! She hit him over the head with a vase, and he's threatening looool to press charges!! I still don't knowhose side to take!! FML

#20518703
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On 02/23/2013 at 11:13am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Taday I finished my shift at the nursing home. There was too much snow on the roads, so most of us had to stay overnight. Not only did I not get to go home, I also got stuck sleeping in the same bed that a resident had died in the night before. FML

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On 02/13/2013 at 12:20pm - work - by death bed (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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