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Tuesday 5 February 2013

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Today, I called security at my school because I left my mittens in a classroom and it was locked. When the security officer showed up, he asked if the mittens I was looking for were the ones on my hands. I even had to take one of them off to call them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8765) - you deserved it (46307)

On 02/05/2013 at 12:24am - misc - by swarm20 - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had a ride along in an ambulance. Being observant, I thought it was funny that a patient had to vomit. That was until I realized they couldn't control where they had to vomit. I spent the rest of the ambulance ride holding a vomit bag in front of the woman's face. Not so funny anymore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6418) - you deserved it (49351)

On 02/08/2013 at 12:45am - work - by Kybo5 - United States (California)



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