Food and Pizza: OK, well, goodbye

OK, well, goodbye

By Anonymous - 04/11/2020 14:02

Today I ordered an anchovy pizza without the mushroom. Instead, I got a mushroom pizza without the anchovy. Then, when I went to take it back, the store had closed. Permanently. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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By are these people even HUMAN? - 01/08/2013 15:18 - United States - Bristol

Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML

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By thehaystackerine - 01/03/2020 12:00

Today, I bought a slice of pizza at my favorite gas station. Upon opening the box, I found that the lone piece of pepperoni visible through the window on the box was in fact the only piece on the whole slice. FML

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You deserved it 283

By extraflavour - 23/12/2009 20:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 11/03/2021 16:30 - United States - Enterprise

Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML

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You deserved it 538

By mushroomless - 14/10/2015 05:40 - United States - Thayne

Today, I got yelled at in a grocery store by a customer who recognized me from the pizza place where I work. Apparently, I forgot mushrooms on her pizza earlier this afternoon. I had the day off, but thanks for the verbal lashing, lady. FML

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By anonymous - 16/08/2013 14:05 - United States - Grandville

Today, at the yacht club I work at a girl ordered a Portabella wrap. She asked for no cheese or veggies, just the Portabellas. After she got the sandwich and ate half of it, she sent it back saying she didn't know it had mushrooms in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 23:03 - United States - Chester

Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street for lunch. The worst part: to get the butter, I stormed in and angrily complained, saying they forgot to give it to me. I never even ordered a pizza. FML

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You deserved it 9 758

By quackers - 08/07/2016 07:00 - United States - Columbus

Today, I found out that my favorite pizza place will no longer deliver to my area after dark because they've been robbed too many times. FML

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You deserved it 1 209

By deepblue - 24/01/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 26 October 2020 7:02

Plot twist: They saw you coming, and pretended they were shut down for good.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 4 November 2020 18:35

They probably freaked out when they found out someone actually wanted anchovies!

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 26 October 2020 7:02

Plot twist: They saw you coming, and pretended they were shut down for good.

lev 11

Wednesday 4 November 2020 16:21

i wonder why they closed...

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 4 November 2020 18:35

They probably freaked out when they found out someone actually wanted anchovies!

Bogrbon 27

Thursday 5 November 2020 0:44

Given that 1. it was only a pizza and 2. they significantly improved the pizza, YDI.

Yummi_913 18

Thursday 5 November 2020 21:04

If you were one of their last customers, it was probably a "**** you" pizza by a pissed employee 🤷🏻‍♀️

tounces7 27

Friday 6 November 2020 1:32

Well I guess now you know WHY they went out of business.

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OK, well, goodbye

Same thing different taste

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