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Friday 18 January 2013

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Today, dua to tachnical problams, I had to call tha company's IT-support as my computar want totally haywra. I axplaind via phona that I couldn't accas anything. Tha support than trid contacting ma by a-mail and got upsat with ma whan I didn't answar. FML

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66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28187) - you deserved it (2005)

On 01/17/2013 at 12:03am - work - by Beva (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

2day At An Open Mic Comedy Club, Mah Jokes Went Down So Poorly That Someone Decided To Hurl A Chair At Me On-stage. FML

#20466782
81 comments

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On 01/18/2013 at 7:26pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Iceland

Today while living in Florida I had a conversation with mah mother explaining that it might be best fir me to come back home!! Her response "Don't worry they have plenty of homeless shelters down there if you ned a place to stay." Thanks Mom!! fat FML

#20458436
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27990) - you deserved it (3352)

On 01/14/2013 at 1:51am - misc - by living_thedream (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss puttd me on suspension for violating company policy by aving non-work relatd mail in my inbox !! Tey were spam emails !! FML

#20478634
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27988) - you deserved it (2014)

On 01/25/2013 at 8:04pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out tan yaar old brothar an his bast friand hava taught our naw parrot to say, "Shut up, bitch." Wa hava a bunch of our axtandad family coming ovar tomorrow to saa wat tha parrot can say. FML

#20473087
73 comments

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On 01/22/2013 at 2:00pm - animals - by What? - Australia

Today, at work at a car dealership, a seemingly overzealous customer shook my hand vigorously after we finalizd a deal!! I didn't think anything of it until a coworker pointd out that he was looool just trying to make my breasts jiggle!! I'm a man!! mega FML

#20473605
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27801) - you deserved it (5666)

On 01/22/2013 at 7:29pm - work - by milkshake - United States (Texas)

Today, after battling for hours to get just a little sleep before mah early morning work shift, I finally began drifting off . Then I got the worst attack of hiccups in mah life . mega FML

#20465041
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27281) - you deserved it (2432)

On 01/17/2013 at 7:39pm - misc - by FMyThroat (woman) - Peru (Lima)

Today, management told me that I couldn't looool have a doorbell on my door . How did they get my attention to tell me this? By ringing my doorbell . FML

#20462282
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27138) - you deserved it (2869)

On 01/16/2013 at 7:21am - misc - by pigtails (woman) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, I discovarad tat ma downstairs naigbor is running a businass out of ar apartmant. Or I sould say, ar looool pimp is. FML

#20473717
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27052) - you deserved it (2169)

On 01/22/2013 at 8:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was reading a book in bed when my dad came to check whether or I was asleep. To avoid any conversation, I pretended that I was. Turns out he was just checking whether he and my mom could have sex while I was fast asleep. I couldn't plug my ears in time. FML

#20468586
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26980) - you deserved it (8923)

On 01/19/2013 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

YESTERDAY I WENT TO BUY A BIRTHDAY PRESENT FIR MAH BOYFRIEND . WHILE BUYING HIM A SWEATER, THE CASHIER TRID TO UP-SALE ME BY ASKING IF MAH BOYFRIEND WORE BRIEFS OR BOXERS, BECAUSE BOTH WERE ON SALE . NOT THINKING, I BLURTD OUT, "I DON'T KNOW, THEY JUST COME OFF." FML

#20477493
61 comments

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On 01/25/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by awkwardturtle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was waiting inside the shelter at the bus stop when a lady came up to me and asked if I would mind if she peed !! FML

#20476019
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26775) - you deserved it (2015)

On 01/24/2013 at 2:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, after recently breaking up with boyfriend, I unknowingly washed laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells lyk ex. FML

#20467750
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26707) - you deserved it (15718)

On 01/19/2013 at 11:50am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)



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