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Sunday 6 January 2013

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Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7059) - you deserved it (30093)

On 01/02/2013 at 10:01am - misc - by AmberHavoc - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to a small fire on my roof, burning up small twigs and branches. The cause? Last night, I threw a sparkling firecracker up very high, only to have it blown onto my roof by the wind. It's going to take $2,000 to fix the damage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6837) - you deserved it (34405)

On 01/01/2013 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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