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Friday 21 December 2012

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Today..!! I came home to fine husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peieng off the second-floor balcony!! My husband was giggling like a little grl!!

#20403594
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On 12/17/2012 at 11:21am - kids - by Bonding_boys (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I Saw My Daugter Dusting Er Furniture Wit Tiete Andkercief I Gave Er As A Wedding Present . It's Been In Our Family 4 4 Generations . FML

#20405217
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On 12/18/2012 at 5:03am - kids - by teejayrn -

Today, I ave a very uncomfortable cyst in ma armpit and a spraind ankle bot on ma rigt side, resulting in me limping and keeping ma arm awkwardly plasterd to ma side. My fiancé keeps walking like me and calling me Igor, saying ( Yes, Master )enever I ask im for someting. FML

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On 12/19/2012 at 12:16am - health - by Igor (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my cat had the greatest idea ever: hide inside our Christmas tree and attack anyoneho walks past. It would have come as extremely funny to me if I hadn't been her first victim. FML

#20425350
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On 12/27/2012 at 5:16am - animals - by DarkDisaster (woman) - United States

Today, whilst at mah new looool step-dad's Christmas lunch, mah mother spikd mah drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML

#20418159
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On 12/24/2012 at 5:09am - misc - by heya - Australia (New South Wales)

yesterday at my new job, some juvenile cockbite spiked my food with a laxative, as part of some kind of bizarre hazing ritual. The bastard got ratted out an suspended, but my arsehole now feels like it's been blown apart by a nuclear warhead. I thought this shit only happened in movies. FML

#20409224
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On 12/20/2012 at 4:49pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today , I walked in on my sister plucking her nipples. A shame I didn't get a big fuck-off bottle of brain bleach for Christmas. FML

#20422121
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On 12/25/2012 at 8:49pm - intimacy - by FuckMyEyes (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Yesterday, mah mother-in-law purchased matching Christmas presents fir myself an mah sister-in-law to open together in front of everyone. Guess who r now the proud owners of matching metal tampon cases. mega FML

#20423057
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On 12/26/2012 at 3:53am - misc - by Shelle (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a friend informed me that my dog's name means "penis" in Greek. I live in a predominantly Greek neighbourhood, and apparently I've been screaming for "dong" every evening for the past 3 years. No wonder they don't talk to me much. mega FML

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On 12/18/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by Dog_Lover (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today , I was wrapping present 4 mah daughter , trying to be really quiet. Behind me , the cat decided to climb the tree,hich then fell on top of me and I couldn't move. My daughter had to help me up. She now knows everything she's getting 4 Christma this year. FML

#20417111
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On 12/23/2012 at 8:03pm - animals - by Christmas sucks - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my bra clasp broke in the middle of a job interview. I got the job on the spot. I'm scared to report into work. FML

#20407793
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On 12/19/2012 at 5:06pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to slowly explain to my mother that Americans are not the only peopleho celebrate Christmas. FML

#20419656
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On 12/24/2012 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , my nieghbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to , ( get in the Christmas spirit. ) mega FML

#20404496
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On 12/17/2012 at 9:28pm - misc - by James (man) - United States



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