Daydreamer

By petev8 - 06/03/2023 03:00

Today, I found myself watching Masterchef UK and was excited because there was an attractive female contestant. I then went on to imagine us getting married and being together forever. Man I am lonely, but more importantly need to get out more. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Forever? Hah! She cooks wonderfully and since she's so beautiful, you eat a lot of her cooking to support her. But then you get real fat, she loses interest in you and starts cheating with skinny *******. You end up fat and alone, and have to diet for a few years to get back in the game. No, thank you!!!

No seriously, forever. She was an angel sent from food heaven! I will see her again tonight :) Also, no worries as I have a great metabolism!

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Forever? Hah! She cooks wonderfully and since she's so beautiful, you eat a lot of her cooking to support her. But then you get real fat, she loses interest in you and starts cheating with skinny *******. You end up fat and alone, and have to diet for a few years to get back in the game. No, thank you!!!

No seriously, forever. She was an angel sent from food heaven! I will see her again tonight :) Also, no worries as I have a great metabolism!