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Friday 14 December 2012

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Today, I ran into my infant daughter's room because I thought I heard her crying, and found she was still sound asleep in her crib. The screams were coming from the mouse our cat was using to paint her bedroom walls. FML

#20400604
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21522) - you deserved it (1673)

On 12/15/2012 at 10:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML

#20201870
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21504) - you deserved it (3306)

On 12/12/2012 at 12:51pm - love - by dino0123 - United States (Virginia)

Today, my friend was complaining to me about her problems. I tried to be a good, understanding friend, listening and giving advice. When it was my turn to vent, she interrupted me, saying, "Sorry, but I don't really care." FML

#20201674
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21394) - you deserved it (1440)

On 12/12/2012 at 7:44am - misc - by sushichick (woman) - United States

Today, the guy I'm dating found out I have severe arachnophobia. He downloaded a picture of a huge, hairy spider and set it as background on my iPhone. I can't even unlock my phone, as every time I try, the spider pops up and I drop the phone. He laughs every time I do it. FML

#20200411
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21211) - you deserved it (3978)

On 12/11/2012 at 1:09pm - love - by skinnybitch (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, after my girlfriend has recently become obsessed with the serial-killer show, Dexter, she has grown an interest in cutting up pomegranates in many different ways and squirting the red, blood-like juice everywhere. I am now afraid to argue with her. FML

#20400460
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20842) - you deserved it (2458)

On 12/15/2012 at 7:33am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my best friend told me about a vicious rumor that's going around, saying I contracted a horrible STD. I asked her if she told everyone it was a lie. She said no, because the rumor is apparently "way too funny to ruin." Maybe it's time for new friends. FML

#20397919
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20764) - you deserved it (1764)

On 12/13/2012 at 1:00pm - misc - by Katie (woman) - United States

Today, I went on a date. He stole my credit card. FML

Today, my family went on a family trip without me. Their reason for not bringing me? My older sister wanted extra legroom during the drive. FML

#20199094
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20601) - you deserved it (1017)

On 12/10/2012 at 2:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML

#20398504
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20559) - you deserved it (3704) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/13/2012 at 9:25pm - money - by Money-money-money (woman) - France

Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML

#20201910
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20554) - you deserved it (4918)

On 12/12/2012 at 1:32pm - kids - by Renzy (woman) -

Today, in history class, we were talking about Ancient Rome, and what childbirth would have been like back then. One girl asked in all seriousness why they didn't use ultrasound machines to see what sex their babies were. I have to deal with people like this on a daily basis. FML

#20398310
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20500) - you deserved it (1096)

On 12/13/2012 at 6:44pm - misc - by surrounded by dumbfucks (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I sold some weights that were way too heavy for me on Craigslist. I felt okay with not being able to lift them when I saw the other man, who was a pretty buff dude; that is until of course he informed me he was buying them for his wife. FML

#20407956
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20443) - you deserved it (5873)

On 12/19/2012 at 6:33pm - misc - by Johnny (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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