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Thursday 13 December 2012

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Today, I went Christmas shopping for my cat. I still haven't bought presents for my family, yet my cat already has several small gifts under the tree and an outfit to wear around the house. I really need a new hobby. FML

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137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7088) - you deserved it (23001)

On 12/13/2012 at 6:04am - animals - by catlover - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I accidentally left my textbook at home. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but today was my class final. Since it was an open-book final, I'd decided not to study for it. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML

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73 comments

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On 12/12/2012 at 2:14pm - misc - by dumbassgrad - United States (California)

Today, I'm insanely hungover from a long night of drinking. I'm going to my nephew's baptism in an hour as his godmother. FML

#20402048
101 comments

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On 12/16/2012 at 12:26pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I avoided having to wash the dishes by faking a cold. My sucker of a wife believed me and hopped off my balls about it. Later on, after I made a miraculous recovery, she told me to take out the trash. It's freezing outside and raining, and I feel a very real cold coming on. FML

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133 comments

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On 12/14/2012 at 2:19pm - misc - by fuckmyassimcold (man) - United States



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