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Maybe his socks where super absorbent to feelings, which means it'll eventually absorb so many feelings that'll get it's own feelings and learn to hate the human life, thus causing it to make a super sock army that'll take over humanity and rule with it's new feelings to hate man, but then we will have one person that can save us all, like in that movie...

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Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting my password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I had to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

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Hey man, thanks for your service. I read your profile. Fallujah was some real shit. Civil Air Patrol here. Thanks for sacrificing your leg for my safety.

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My pleasure! But that's my left arm, which was exposed from the armored vehicle to support my weapon. The bomb was right under me. The guy saw me about to shoot him and hit the detonator first. My buddies took him out. K, Cheers!

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