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Tuesday 11 December 2012

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Today, I accidentally left my textbook at home. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but today was my class final. Since it was an open-book final, I'd decided not to study for it. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML

#20201964
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I agree, your life sucks (8350) - you deserved it (32661)

On 12/12/2012 at 2:14pm - misc - by dumbassgrad - United States (California)

Today, I'm insanely hungover from a long night of drinking. I'm going to my nephew's baptism in an hour as his godmother. FML

#20402048
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6825) - you deserved it (49725)

On 12/16/2012 at 12:26pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I avoided having to wash the dishes by faking a cold. My sucker of a wife believed me and hopped off my balls about it. Later on, after I made a miraculous recovery, she told me to take out the trash. It's freezing outside and raining, and I feel a very real cold coming on. FML

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138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5735) - you deserved it (70659)

On 12/14/2012 at 2:19pm - misc - by fuckmyassimcold (man) - United States



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