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Thursday 6 December 2012

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Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML

#20201910
170 comments

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On 12/12/2012 at 1:32pm - kids - by Renzy (woman) -

Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML

#20199068
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20621) - you deserved it (7657)

On 12/10/2012 at 1:37pm - intimacy - by hnickell93 - United States (California)

Today, in history class, we were talking about Ancient Rome, and what childbirth would have been like back then. One girl asked in all seriousness why they didn't use ultrasound machines to see what sex their babies were. I have to deal with people like this on a daily basis. FML

#20398310
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20603) - you deserved it (1102)

On 12/13/2012 at 6:44pm - misc - by surrounded by dumbfucks (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I called my dad, because I haven't spoken to him in a while, and I wanted to invite him to my graduation in May. When he picked up, I said, "Hey, how have you been, dad?" He scoffed, "Wrong number" and hung up the phone. FML

#20197219
56 comments

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On 12/09/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, it's my birthday and my ex husband texted me at midnight to tell happy birthday. Too bad he couldn't have texted my new husband to remind him. FML

#20196242
100 comments

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On 12/08/2012 at 11:12am - love - by aerythia - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while my mother was driving me to school, her coffee started to spill. So like a normal parent, she held it over my lap. FML

#20397679
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20350) - you deserved it (1547)

On 12/13/2012 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I realized the dress I bought yesterday still had the security tag on. I returned to the store to get it removed, only to realize my receipt was misplaced. The lady at the counter thought I stole it, called security, and had me escorted out, dress-less. FML

#20196308
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20256) - you deserved it (2574)

On 12/08/2012 at 12:12pm - money - by bitchsawmebuyit - United States (New York)

Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML

#20195821
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19967) - you deserved it (3341)

On 12/08/2012 at 12:33am - intimacy - by anon - United States

Today, my doctor finally prescribed me some medication for my arthritis. The cap was insanely well-secured, and my hands were too racked with pain to get it off. FML

#20197805
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19607) - you deserved it (895)

On 12/09/2012 at 3:03pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML

#20199403
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19588) - you deserved it (5367)

On 12/10/2012 at 6:32pm - money - by ihncredible - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frightened, I tapped on the glass. He got scared and started swimming again. My best friend is a fish. FML

#20199342
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19491) - you deserved it (4302)

On 12/10/2012 at 5:40pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastmanlands Lan)

Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML

#20202076
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19435) - you deserved it (1661)

On 12/12/2012 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that my wife, who is supposed to be a recovering alcoholic, drank an entire bottle of wine and then tried to hide it at the bottom of a garbage bin. To make matters worse, when I confronted her about it, she tried to convince me that our 5-year-old daughter had drunk it. FML

#20194263
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19307) - you deserved it (1115)

On 12/06/2012 at 8:07pm - misc - by Matt8 (man) - United States



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