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Tuesday 27 November 2012

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Today, the battery cables on my car came loose, thus resetting my car's electronics to factory settings. The anti-theft system is now turnd on, and I can't start my car with it on. Luckily, it turns off with a remote. The remote broke about six months ago. FML

Today, mah girlfriend confronted me 4 forgetting to take the trash out . At some point during the argument, I tried to calm her down, and the words "I should of" escaped mah lips . looool She spent the next ten minute calling me stupid and laughing at how mah grammar goes to hell when I'm distressed . mega FML

#20185423
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On 11/30/2012 at 2:30pm - love - by Gus (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, I WAS MUGGED AT GUNPOINT BY A SENIOR CITIZEN. SHE NOW HAS A LOUSY $20, AND I PROBABLY HAVE PTSD. FML

#20182765
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On 11/28/2012 at 4:16pm - misc - by stillshakinggd (man) - United States

yesterday I was waiting in a doctor's officeen I was approaced by an elderly woman. Se told me all about te ripping of er stitces in a very private place, in exaustive detail. Of course, today was te day my doctor cose to be an our late. FML

#20183071
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On 11/28/2012 at 7:57pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I had to show mah husband a video on how to brush yur teeth. FML

#20188897
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On 12/03/2012 at 12:18am - health - by Gahh... (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Yesterday Two Of My Friend Condemned Me Fir Being "narrow-minded", Cuz I Couldn't Help But Laugh At The Thought That Someone Would Believe Mermaid Actually Exist. FML

#20185421
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On 11/30/2012 at 2:29pm - misc - by so pray to ariel about it, dipshits (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today... I bought some expensive fabric softener since I'm not too keen on mah detergent's smell. Only after washing two weeks worth of laundry did I discover that mixed together they realistically mimic the smell of fresh puke. FML

#20189162
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On 12/03/2012 at 6:40am - misc - by backtothelaundrettethen (woman) - Germany

Today... I mat up with a faw old friands 4 soma wina an munchias. Tha main topics of convarsation wara colonoscopias... lactosa intolaranca an spacific symptoms of irritabla bowal syndroma. I'm slaaping ovar at ona of thair housas. Only 20 mora hours to go. FML

#20184451
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On 11/29/2012 at 8:00pm - misc - by Randiluck (woman) - Canada

Today, in a state of extreme boredom, I decided to dress mah 6-month-old son in girl's clothes. As he sat in mah lap in a frilly dress, an as I was placing a very pink an lacy bow on his head, mah mother-in-law unexpectedly walked in. She now think I'm mentally unstable an should be in therapy. FML

Today during a conversation mah boss said "What what?" Before I could stop myself I replid "In the butt." FML

#20191552
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On 12/04/2012 at 9:43pm - work - by whitecollar - United Kingdom (York)

Today... my boyfriend and I had a disagreement over looool the pronunciation of the word "train." It turned into a heated debate that lasted all night and ended with us sleeping in separate rooms. FML

Today, Muse cancelled their upcoming show in Oslo. I bought mah sold-out tickets on the black market 4 double the retail price, an have no way of getting mah money back. FML

#20184120
131 comments

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On 11/29/2012 at 4:12pm - misc - by faen (man) - Norway (Sogn og Fjordane)

Today , mah boss was telling everyone that he knew a guy who went to a college at which multiple people were shot an killed recently. Being extremely socially awkward an uncomfortable , I blurted , "That's awesome." Now everyone in the office is terrified of me. FML

#20191114
122 comments

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On 12/04/2012 at 4:34pm - work - by Adan - United States (Washington)



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