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Thursday 22 November 2012

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Yesterday after being single fir a while now I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy mah friend convinced me would be perfect fir me . He took me to McDonald's; his father was with him the whole entire time . He is 27 . FML

#20180462
81 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 10:13pm - love - by N - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I decided to be responsible an call a cab to take drunk ass home from the bar!! As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out an had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more!! The police soon arrived an arrested us all!! FML

#20180075
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On 11/26/2012 at 6:11pm - misc - by ronboy - United States (Ohio)

Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend calld 4 an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managd to drop me on my head. FML

#20177257
92 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 9:35pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today I went to a restaurant with mah boyfriend. After dessert he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over an paid the bill thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned he broke up with me fir "emasculating" him. FML

#20180957
123 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 6:36am - love - by Clementine (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

after almost four years of having avoided her due to her hatred of my husband my mother invited us both to a family dinner . My husband wanted to give her another chance so we went . Less than an hour after arriving I caught her hocking a loogie and spitting it into our food . FML

#20182910
117 comments

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On 11/28/2012 at 6:04pm - love - by some things never change (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today.. . while at school.. . a bra fell out of my coat . After the initial shock.. . people startd congratulating me on finally getting a grlfriend . I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's . FML

#20175088
161 comments

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On 11/23/2012 at 10:56am - misc - by Tymer (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I eard a teenage boy ask is friend, "So, is it, like, November in Australia too?" Tis is te future of America . FML

#20179140
169 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 12:27am - kids - by toritoratora - United States (California)

Today... whilst at a red light in car... a homeless man with a spray bottle an a dirty rag came over to clean windows. He started with the driver's window... which was wide open... an whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously lyk urine. FML

#20172058
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On 11/21/2012 at 4:54am - misc - by WamBamSam - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a grl in front of meho clerely wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML

#20182568
115 comments

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On 11/28/2012 at 12:43pm - health - by williebees - United States (Texas)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND DUMPED ME BY TROWING MY STUFF OUT OF IS PLACE, AND ACCUSING ME OF CEATINGILE YELLING, ( CEATER, CEATER! PUMPKIN EATER! ) WEN I TRIED EXPLAINING TAT I AVE NO CLUEAT E'S TALKING ABOUT, E STARTED EXCLAIMING, ( LIAR, LIAR! PANTS ON FIRE! ) FML

#20180296
141 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 8:41pm - love - by imnotacheateryouimmaturefuck (woman) - United States (California)

Today I have an ear infection. The pain from it radiate from my ear all the way down the left side of my face so my doctor prescribed me something that makes half of my face numb and pretty much unusable. Tomorrow I have to give a presentation on stroke for my med class. Go figure. FML

#20170659
56 comments

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On 11/20/2012 at 5:41am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Yesterday, I was rejected for a dream photography job that involve travelling all over the world, because according to the interviewer, half the photo in mah nature portfolio were "blatantly photoshopped." I guess reality isn't realistic enough for some people. FML

#20175687
72 comments

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On 11/23/2012 at 8:29pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today I witnessd a robbery as a teenager ran out of a Walgreens wit stolen goods in is ands. Te manager was running after im. Trying to be elpful I pulld forward to block te tief from getting away. Te cops sowd up an arrestd me fir itting a pedestrian. FML

#20169022
128 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 1:18am - misc - by ausmill12 (man) - United States (Florida)



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