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Thursday 22 November 2012

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Today, I was shopping when I overheard a woman telling an employee that she was buying an iPad for her 5-year-old son. Annoyed, I turned around and ranted about how he should have more age appropriate toys. Then she explained that her son is autistic and will be using the iPad to communicate. FML

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On 11/29/2012 at 12:29am - misc - by Mimi - United States

Today, my room-mates were inspired by a TV show to make a "douchebag jar", into which we have to put money every time we say something obnoxious. It seems like I can't open my mouth without having to cough up £10. FML

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On 11/24/2012 at 1:41pm - misc - by kay51 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I'm recovering in the emergency room. How did I get here? Intoxicated at a coed party, I saw a hole in the host's shed and thought it funny to christen it a "glory-hole", only to be bitten by what may well have been a black widow spider. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5612) - you deserved it (40121)

On 11/28/2012 at 1:09pm - health - by Widowmaker - United States (Nevada)



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