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Thursday 22 November 2012

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Today, I'm recovering in the emergency room. How did I get here? Intoxicated at a coed party, I saw a hole in the host's shed and thought it funny to christen it a "glory-hole", only to be bitten by what may well have been a black widow spider. FML


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On 11/28/2012 at 1:09pm - health - by Widowmaker - United States (Nevada)

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