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Thursday 22 November 2012

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Today, my room-mates were inspired by a TV show to make a "douchebag jar", into which we have to put money every time we say something obnoxious. It seems like I can't open my mouth without having to cough up £10. FML

#20176638
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On 11/24/2012 at 1:41pm - misc - by kay51 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I yet again purposely avoided the 'Health and Fitness' section on pinterest to keep my self-esteem up. FML

#20171929
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On 11/21/2012 at 1:20am - health - by fatty - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I'm recovering in the emergency room. How did I get here? Intoxicated at a coed party, I saw a hole in the host's shed and thought it funny to christen it a "glory-hole", only to be bitten by what may well have been a black widow spider. FML

#20182587
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I agree, your life sucks (4310) - you deserved it (29120)

On 11/28/2012 at 1:09pm - health - by Widowmaker - United States (Nevada)



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