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Saturday 17 November 2012

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Today , I found mah sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of mah ex-boyfriends. And mah fiancé. We're getting marrid in three weeks. FML

#20162804
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On 11/14/2012 at 2:46am - love - by he's mine (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was sitting on a train, doing homework for mah programming class, when a man sat in the seat next to me . He must have been a programmer too, cuz he spent the next few hours staring at mah screen and laughing whenever I made a mistake . FML

#20169793
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On 11/19/2012 at 5:37pm - misc - by Trinity (woman) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today , My Grlfriend Cummed Over To A Family Game Night!! Halfway Through A Game Of Klingon Monopoly , My Drunk Parents Started Arguing Because Apparently , While My Dad Was In Jail , He Cheated On My Mom With A Klingon Whore!! I Doubt My Grlfriend Will Ever Visit Again!! FML

#20176987
104 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 6:11pm - love - by Eganstein (man) - United States (Colorado)

Yesterday... I saw cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch... I pickd it up an threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time... I realizd that not only was it not a toy... but it was only half-dead. FML

#20174725
59 comments

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On 11/23/2012 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today , I got laid off. Why would they lay me off right before the holidays? Because they want to make sure every one else gets a nice holiday bonus. FML

#20173186
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On 11/21/2012 at 11:31pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to a big job interview. Everything went well at first, with the interviewer being impressed by mah CV. I was then interrogated over not having a Facebook account, and practically accused of being a criminal, because people without them "always have something to hide". FML

#20165792
146 comments

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On 11/16/2012 at 6:59pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, someone stole iPhone. I used the Find My iPhone app, an located it in the apartment building next to mine. I can hear the ringing sound I've activated, but nobody will answer the door. FML

#20163099
109 comments

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On 11/14/2012 at 12:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today I've been on duty at the hospital for just three hours so far and I've already pulled five carving looool forks out of four different people. Good job everybody. FML

#20174027
165 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 4:03pm - work - by DocFUCKINGHATESSTUPIDPEOPLE (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, MY GRLFRIEND DECIDED TO BREAK THE NEWS THAT SHE WANTED US TO BE "JUST FRIENDS." HOWEVER, SHE DID IT NOT IN JUST ANY OLD WAY - WHILE ICE-SKATING. I'M CURRENTLY IN HOSPITAL GETTING STITCHES IN MY ARM AFTER I TRIPPED IN SHOCK AN SHE RAN ME OVER. FML

#20173269
71 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 12:35am - love - by Ice cold (man) - Australia (Victoria)

I was at the library using a computer to order a package. A man sat down next to me mumbling to himself while staring at me. As I got up to go to the printer... he pointed at me and screamed... ( I will burn u alive and enjoy it! ) All of mah info including mah address was still on the computer screen. FML

#20161493
91 comments

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On 11/13/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by sarahcurtis213 - United States

Today, I decided to go meet up with a guy that I met online fir the first time. All he could talk about was how he expects me to "clean, cook, and submit" my body fir sex at least twice a day when we get married. mega FML

#20173484
108 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today Ma Girlfriend Looked Me Straigt In Te Eye An Said, "I Know About Te Sea Turtles." I Asked Er Wat Se Was Talking About An Se Said, "Next Time, Sut Up Or I'll Sow You Pain." I Ave No Idea Wat Se's Talking About. FML

#20170012
94 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

2day my boss asked me if I ad any special plans fir Cristmas. After I told im I was planning a trip to Canada, e snapped, "Well, you can forget it. I need you at te office." real FML

#20173791
89 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 12:35pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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