Sunday 11 November 2012 
Top of the day | Top of the week | Top of the month | All time
Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML
I agree, your life sucks (11328) - you deserved it (1086)
On 11/07/2012 at 6:48pm - misc - by derve - United States
Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10933) - you deserved it (18872)
On 11/17/2012 at 5:31pm - kids - by susan (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, after working out and feeling really confident, I entered a mixed wrestling competition. My first match was against a woman who was over a foot taller than me. She managed to easily lift me over her head and toss me out of the ring within seconds. Confidence: gone. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10717) - you deserved it (4820)
On 11/12/2012 at 8:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I discovered that no matter how hot and exhausted you are, being blasted in the face with a high pressure hose is always more painful than refreshing. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10668) - you deserved it (7841)
On 11/16/2012 at 2:32am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10067) - you deserved it (14486)
On 11/07/2012 at 2:31am - misc - by no cake for me (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed my tip. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9702) - you deserved it (18027)
On 11/10/2012 at 2:23am - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I put on a shirt that said "skilled in every position." My boyfriend took one look and said, "since when?" FML
I agree, your life sucks (7634) - you deserved it (21421)
On 11/18/2012 at 12:05am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I woke up and looked over to see the "beautiful girl" I slept with last night. Turns out it was the obsessive girl from my class with a man-face I had avoided all semester. In conclusion, beer goggles are very real and very powerful. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7255) - you deserved it (27832)
On 11/06/2012 at 12:15am - intimacy - by coolguy (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7071) - you deserved it (29721)
On 11/15/2012 at 9:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I paid a locksmith $100 after I locked myself out of my apartment. All he did was hit it, and it flung open. It wasn't locked, it'd just got stuck. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6673) - you deserved it (12163)
On 11/07/2012 at 10:00am - money - by stuck (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6243) - you deserved it (12101)
On 11/14/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by talker (man) - United States (California)
Today, I bought an $80, "invincible" phone case. One test drop later, my phone had turned into an expensive paperweight. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6219) - you deserved it (19379)
On 11/13/2012 at 1:24pm - money - by bummed and broke - United States
Today, I was working at the checkout of a nearly empty store, so I picked up an empty box, closed my eyes, and slow-danced with it to the 80s love ballad playing on the radio. I don't know what's worse, dancing with a box, or opening my eyes to see ten or so wary customers waiting to be served. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5364) - you deserved it (24281)
On 11/13/2012 at 5:23am - work - by foreveralone (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Friday 24 May 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog 
Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
