Today, like most days, my cat tried to wake me up with a gentle, fluffy paw pat on my nose. This morning, however, he managed to get his claw caught inside my nostril. FML

By JackNicholsonInChinatown - / Tuesday 25 October 2016 02:58 /
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  Tripartita  |  42

If you read this comment again very slowly with the knowledge that "pussy" is both a word for "cat" AND "vagina", you'll notice this shared synonym is exploited for humorous purposes. It's really quite original and not at all BLUGGGHHH.

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