Saturday 3 November 2012 
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Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
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On 10/31/2012 at 5:03pm - work - by SoSoRachel - United States (Illinois)
Today, after weeks of wondering if my cat has a fetish for licking my bed covers, I finally witnessed him licking up an ant off of the covers. Turns out that my bed is infested with ants. FML
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On 10/29/2012 at 12:23am - animals - by lifelike (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my newly ex-fiancé, the father of my 5-year-old child, moved out of state with no warning. I just spent my last $500 paying off his car, and the rent is due tomorrow. FML
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On 11/02/2012 at 12:35pm - love - by lilithfaye (woman) - United States
Today, my teacher wore a bikini at the pool. She is 68. FML
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Today, I'm so broke, I asked my parents if they'd pay for me to go to the eye doctor and consider it my Christmas present. FML
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On 11/05/2012 at 8:01pm - money - by EB - United States
Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML
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On 11/03/2012 at 1:34am - health - by jdch_99 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, despite my pleading, my boyfriend mounted a set of bullhorns above our headboard. Guess what came crashing down on our heads at 2am. FML
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On 11/07/2012 at 10:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I was playing with my cat. I tried to put him on my stomach, but he refused to stay put. Ever since I lost weight, he won't lay with me or purr. I think my fat was the only thing he liked about me. FML
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On 11/06/2012 at 3:27pm - animals - by creedonfied - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML
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On 11/09/2012 at 9:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, at archery practice, I jokingly said that I'd kiss the next person to get a bullseye. They all made a point of missing their targets, some even shooting their arrows way off to the side. FML
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On 11/03/2012 at 8:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, at a red light, my mom started to tell me that she and my dad hadn't had sex in months, that they "probably won't bounce back from this one," and are most likely getting a divorce. FML
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On 11/06/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by rastamerican - United States (California)
Today, I was cleaning out my roof's gutter, which was full of leaves. There was an especially big pile, and when I started scooping it up, I felt something squishy. Turns out those leaves were covering the remains of a rotting squirrel. I can't stop smelling it. FML
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On 10/31/2012 at 1:23pm - animals - by orilykid (man) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend and I were going through some troubles in our relationship, and she said to me, "No offense, but I really hope no other relationship I have in the future will be like this one." Some offense taken. FML
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On 10/31/2012 at 12:22am - love - by anon (woman) - United States (New York)
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