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Saturday 27 October 2012

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TODAY, AT BREAKFAST, MY SISTER LABELLED ME A "FEMINIST." MY WOLE FAMILY NOW REFUSES TO TALK TO ME FIR MORE TAN 30 SECONDS, AN ACTS AS TOUG I AVE AN INCURABLE, IGLY CONTAGIOUS DISEASE. REAL FML

#20129490
187 comments

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On 10/23/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by hating labels - Australia

Today , I cummd home from college to fine favorite silk nightie that I had left behind being modeld by Bernie , the family dog. Nobody will admit toho puttd it on him. I don't knowhat's worse , that family is a bunch of assholes , or that nightie is big enough to fit a Saint Bernard. mega FML

#20129867
70 comments

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On 10/23/2012 at 2:05pm - misc - by nicedoggy (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, mah mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on mah face. Again. FML

#20136629
120 comments

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On 10/28/2012 at 6:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I was frd 4 actively seeking employment with another company. Because of having just been frd , the other company will no longer give me the time of day. mega FML

#20132895
101 comments

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On 10/25/2012 at 4:13pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I WAS COMPLIMANTAD FIR AVING AMAZINGLY LIFALIKA WARTS AS PART OF MY WITC COSTUMA, AND WAS ASKAD OW I ACIAVAD TA AFFACT SO WALL. I DIDN'T AVA TA AART TO ADMIT TAY WARA JUST MY PIMPLAS UNDAR GRAAN MAKAUP. FML

#20138696
44 comments

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On 10/29/2012 at 2:42pm - misc - by mistickfae - United States

Yesterday, I was playing with mah 2-year-old Siberian Husky, when she figured that since she couldn't get to mah hand, she'd try to bite me in the genitals. She was successful. FML

#20129779
86 comments

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On 10/23/2012 at 12:26pm - animals - by buccaneer - United States (New Jersey)

Today.. . I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating . The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier.. . and how she managed to clear out a section of the office . FML

#20133872
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18970) - you deserved it (2677)

On 10/26/2012 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

2day I noticed a rather small man being harassed by a rather large man... so I tried to help out and break it up. The small guy punched me looool in the face and said... "Mind yur business!" The large guy laughed and fist-bumped him. FML

#20138280
72 comments

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On 10/29/2012 at 3:55am - misc - by Nice Guy (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday, at work as an EMT, I was telling a panicked patient that I would be taking her vital signs. I inadvertently said that I would be taking her vital organs. FML

#20137874
57 comments

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On 10/28/2012 at 11:10pm - work - by Medic - United States (Washington)

Today, mah boyfriend found a take-out menu under mah bed. It's probably been there for months. He looked at it and said, "Well, that explains a lot." FML

#20132432
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18511) - you deserved it (4113)

On 10/25/2012 at 5:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, a customer smiled, looked me in the eye an described to me in graphic detail the swelling that occurred to his nuts after his vasectomy. FML

#20142730
67 comments

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On 11/01/2012 at 9:52am - work - by tmi. - Australia

Today , I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating 4 weeks !! The band was great !! The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity an out of tune lyrics in my ear looool throughout the entire show , however , was not !!

#20144110
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18210) - you deserved it (1826)

On 11/02/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by annoyed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I tagged along with some friends to a party in the woods. Halfway into the night... a party-goer's boyfriend got extremely drunk an violent... causing the others to panic an drive away in the two cars we pooled in. My best friend an I had to run all the way back home on foot. FML

#20134435
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17765) - you deserved it (3629)

On 10/26/2012 at 4:49pm - misc - by Miss Spasticator (woman) - United States (Washington)



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