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Saturday 25 February 2012

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Today, I got so bored that I drew a face on my index finger, and made a video of me garrotting it with a string. I ended up rupturing a blood vessel, and had to think up a cover story for my girlfriend to explain my screaming. FML

#19161181
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4790) - you deserved it (17629)

On 02/25/2012 at 2:09pm - health - by Jared (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my car key clicker wouldn't let me in. After a few frustrating minutes, I realized that, besides electronic capabilities, it's also an actual key that fits in a hole to unlock my door. FML

#19119927
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4475) - you deserved it (24675)

On 02/20/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I noticed a flash car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML

#19129021
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3641) - you deserved it (24766)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:00am - misc - by Bellend (man) - United Kingdom

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (139) - you deserved it (2728)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, while my plane took off, I was forced to sit and watch as somebody rear-ended my car in the parking lot. FML

#19207199
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (137) - you deserved it (1386)

On 03/03/2012 at 2:33am - money - by Sean - Canada (Quebec)



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