Friday 17 February 2012 
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Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by shea234 - United States
Today, after breaking down in front of my therapist over some really sensitive issues, she decided to also break down. Not about my story but about her own life. I'm not being paid to comfort and console my therapist. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 2:16pm - health - by ryuken23 (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)
Today, while working as a receptionist at a health clinic a woman came to settle her account. Before she left, she held out her closed palm and asked if I could put something in the bin for her. I held out my hand and watched many bits of chewed fingernails land in my palm. FML
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On 02/16/2012 at 8:29pm - work - by Tay - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I finally received my passport. Too bad my flight to Italy left last week. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 11:22pm - misc - by ontherun2012 - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, the mafia is out to get him. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Just_Me_88 (woman) - United States
Today, I started speaking gibberish in the middle of the conversation with my mom to see if she would notice. She didn't. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 8:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
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On 02/22/2012 at 10:53am - misc - by Whoopsie - United States
Today, everyone in my house has a horrible stomach flu. My two toddler nephews don't understand that they need to throw up in the bathroom, so they just blow chunks everywhere. I have to clean it up, while trying not to do the same. FML
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On 02/22/2012 at 7:02am - health - by AndelleRae (woman) - United States
Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 10:32am - love - by crazytown62 - United States
Today, I had to tell my wife that the new "vegan" diet she has put us on is not working with my body. It's not the horrible gas, hot shits, or constant hunger that made me realize this. It was the dream I had about fried chicken that did. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by kohler9790 - United States
Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by rejected4ever - United States
Today, while babysitting, one of the boys fell on an exposed pipe and broke it. It spewed water five feet into the air, spread water across four rooms, and completely soaked another of the boys. Their parents had only left fifteen minutes before. FML
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On 02/19/2012 at 12:49am - kids - by CamoElla - United States
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
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On 02/16/2012 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
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