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July 2015

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Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML

#21436042
82 comments

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On 07/03/2015 at 8:54pm - misc - by notquitejuliet - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML

#21441279
29 comments

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On 07/13/2015 at 10:36pm - health - by wintersoldier - Austria

Today, my cat thought it was appropriate to bring a bird into the house at 4am; the bird thought it was appropriate to attack my mom. FML

#21440806
44 comments

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On 07/13/2015 at 12:39am - animals - by 4am blues - United States (Florida)

Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes and asks me to disconnect from bluetooth and that my "dinosaur noises" were blocking her and her friend's music. I'm currently hiding in shame. FML

#21441140
77 comments

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On 07/13/2015 at 5:15pm - intimacy - by Nigel - United States

Today, I was yelled at by a bunch of angry people because I couldn't physically move out of the way while 10 more tried to force their way onto a subway in Shanghai. Then one old lady started hitting me with her purse to get me to move even more. FML

#21440904
38 comments

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On 07/13/2015 at 5:45am - misc - by anonymous - China (Shanghai)

Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML

#21444204
77 comments

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On 07/19/2015 at 9:23pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML

#21446247
87 comments

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On 07/23/2015 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by stargate25 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while at work, a customer, who was also on his phone, rudely asked what kinds of bread we had for his sandwich. After I told him we had many different kinds to offer, he cut me off, told me to stop playing stupid, and stormed out after holding up a long line of people. FML

#21437185
52 comments

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On 07/06/2015 at 2:03am - work - by breadcrumb - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was bored of doing nothing so I decided to take my 4-year-old brother and 3 of our dogs to a school playground nearby. When we got there, one of the four of them pooped in the field. It wasn't one of the dogs. FML

#21437044
34 comments

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On 07/05/2015 at 9:48pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to a garden party my friend had invited me to. I soon discovered they had seriously downplayed the formality of the event, as I noticed trays of fancy hors d'oeuvres and glasses of champagne lined up on the table. I showed up with Kool Aid and Ritz crackers. FML

#21448484
71 comments

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On 07/28/2015 at 8:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Slough)

Today, my long distance boyfriend got angry because I like touching myself while we sext. It "distracts" me from him. I'm sorry you turn me on. FML

#21447742
59 comments

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On 07/26/2015 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by wot02 (woman) - United States

Today, a woman left our first date just because I didn't like the same character as her on a TV show. FML

#21441535
91 comments

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On 07/14/2015 at 1:28pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, while visiting family in Taipei, I came across a large button that said "PUSH" on it. I was curious and pushed it. A deafening alarm then sounded for the next 10 minutes, attracting concerned neighbours and finally a security guard who informed me that I'd pushed a panic button. FML

#21438499
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22142) - you deserved it (9625)

On 07/08/2015 at 12:30pm - misc - by whoops (woman) - Taiwan



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