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November 2014

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Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML

#21304109
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21795) - you deserved it (2061)

On 11/22/2014 at 8:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML

#21303975
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21595) - you deserved it (1766)

On 11/22/2014 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I spent nearly an hour helping a customer pick out an engagement ring. I rang him up, picked out a super cute box for the ring, and wished him luck. Later I realised I never put the ring inside the box. FML

#21304265
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21382) - you deserved it (9205)

On 11/23/2014 at 1:10am - misc - by KilledTheMoment - United States (Illinois)

Today, my five year old sister won't stop saying, "shit buckle fuckle ton." My boyfriend's excuse was that he was teaching her how to rhyme. FML

#21303585
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20956) - you deserved it (2186)

On 11/21/2014 at 10:29pm - kids - by angkal2002 - Australia

Today, my son trained his little sister to walk up to strangers and whimper: "My mommy punches me." FML

#21303913
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20883) - you deserved it (1618)

On 11/22/2014 at 1:37pm - kids - by uterurist (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML

#21304063
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20799) - you deserved it (3461)

On 11/22/2014 at 7:10pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movements towards me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got mugged and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML

#21304446
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20705) - you deserved it (1106)

On 11/23/2014 at 12:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried being rebellious for the first time in my life by sneaking out past my curfew. I decided to use my bedroom window to stealthily leave the house. I ended up twisting my ankle when I tried to make my "grand" escape. FML

#21294808
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20344) - you deserved it (26300)

On 11/08/2014 at 3:33pm - health - by thatsureshowedme (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I finally got off my lazy ass and start studying for my upcoming exam. It was going pretty well, until my classmate called and after I proudly told him about my sudden motivation, the only thing he had to say was, "You got the date wrong, the exam was on thursday." FML

#21290636
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20235) - you deserved it (23431)

On 11/02/2014 at 4:38pm - work - by demotivator (woman) - Romania (Timis)

Today, I asked my dad for advice. I recently got drunk and had a one-night stand. I feel terrible, because I'm engaged to a wonderful lady. My dad just said, "You did the right thing, son, keep it up. She's gonna steal half ya shit in the divorce anyway". FML

#21299758
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18949) - you deserved it (27993)

On 11/15/2014 at 7:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I accidentally called my boss 'mom'. Now she is jokingly telling everyone that I'm the long-lost daughter she gave up for adoption, because she knew I'd be a failure. FML

#21304319
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18346) - you deserved it (2209)

On 11/23/2014 at 3:31am - work - by naladetet - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because of the scratch marks on my back. I didn't have the nerve to tell her I tried to shower with the cat. FML

#21300928
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17834) - you deserved it (28677)

On 11/17/2014 at 7:56pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I learned that when you're talking about your girlfriend's 6'4", 250 lb dad in a negative way, you should really make sure he isn't around first. FML

#21295068
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17800) - you deserved it (34380)

On 11/08/2014 at 10:38pm - misc - by jlong9071 - United States (North Carolina)



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