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October 2014

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Today, my husband told me he cheated on me two years ago with his ex-fiancée. In the process, he got her pregnant, but said it was okay, because she didn't keep it. FML

#21284646
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8921) - you deserved it (575)

On 10/24/2014 at 9:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML

#21284649
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7814) - you deserved it (1035)

On 10/24/2014 at 9:32pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mom called and casually let me know me she'd wrecked my iPad after putting in the dryer with my bed sheets. FML

#21284691
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4246) - you deserved it (460)

On 10/24/2014 at 10:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML

#21284688
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4015) - you deserved it (407)

On 10/24/2014 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)



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