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April 2014

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Today, I had my first car accident. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen, then accidentally opened my car door straight into it as well when I went to give her my information. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11257) - you deserved it (3190)

On 04/17/2014 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I'm 25 years old, I've got an education and I only now found out in front of 15 people that, no, sparrows are not small pigeons that are going to grow up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10164) - you deserved it (17359) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/17/2014 at 6:37am - animals - by pablito - France (Rhone-Alpes)



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