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Your parents allow random crushes of yours to spend the night at their house? I'm guessing you're an adult living in your parents' house.

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The chicken is a noble creature, and I would proudly imitate them. And how would your parents be able to do an accurate impression of a chicken if they were clothed while doing so?

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Damnit .. typed ex instead of crush.. won't be "ex" if they were into that kind of thing. I thumbed myself down. You should too.

By  saIty

Can you be normal for one day? Normal? Why do you want me to wear pants? Walking around naked is more than enough. I'm going to act like a chicken.

Your parents allow random crushes of yours to spend the night at their house? I'm guessing you're an adult living in your parents' house.

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8-This is exactly what I thought. I hope you are an adult OP, though the use of the word "crush" makes me doubtful. And even if you are, maybe your parents embarrassed you on purpose to make a point of how it might be disrespectful invite someone over 'to spend the night' when it's still your parents house.

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@16 - That's hardly the point, here. If you're going to have sex with them, the term "crush" is hardly appropriate, anymore. If you had a legitimate crush on them, and your crush was aware of this and had sex with you, then they are essentially using your emotions to take advantage of you and get free sex. OP got what OP deserved, and looking at this post OP is clearly not mature enough to handle any kind of serious relationship yet.

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Am I the only one that thought OP meant spend a night together. Like the crush came over for dinner, they watched a movie or something then they went home.

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Oh no? OK here goes.. Punching the clown, measuring cylical friction, playing the skin flute, rotating the drive head... It'd be pretty sad if I made it to the ripe old age of 29 without being able to recognize a euphimism for masturbation! :)

You deserve it!! Wtf? Are you and your parents crazy? Letting random crushes spend the night? If you were my kid, I'd have knocked your block off for asking. I don't care how old you are, my house, my rules!!

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Umm. Well it isn't your house. So it's not your rules. And they did let op. So. I guess their rules are a little bit different.

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