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Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

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216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17076) - you deserved it (86209)

On 09/10/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my smartphone addiction reached a new level of pathetic when I checked my weather app to see if it was cloudy outside. There was a window right behind me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16031) - you deserved it (36418)

On 09/19/2013 at 2:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I thought that an ingenious way to protest against high tuition prices would be to steal a box of soymilk from my university dining hall. The box exploded in my backpack. Not only did I lose all my soymilk, I now have replace my $120 calculator. FML

#20886247
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14736) - you deserved it (61011)

On 09/18/2013 at 4:46am - money - by Stupid (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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