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February 2013

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Today.. . I got mah results on a recent.. . important midterm . During the exam.. . I'd noticed mah instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet.. . so bieng honest.. . I didn't look at them . It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass . I failed . FML

#20515105
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On 02/20/2013 at 4:52pm - misc - by its ok to cheat!? - United States (California)

Yesterday the people living below me have been blasting there music so loudly that I can hear every word as clear as day . The people next door think it's my music and feel the need to bang on the wall and blast there music just as loudly in revenge . I have two very important exams tomorrow . FML

#20515010
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On 02/20/2013 at 3:40pm - misc - by Ughh! - France

Today, mah maid of honor, who offered to take care of mah wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. real FML

#20503604
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On 02/12/2013 at 12:41pm - misc - by Meaghan (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, fir te second time tis week, I was asked to stop putting on suc an obviously fake ( Britis ) accent . I am Britis an ave lived ere all ma life . FML

#20513499
133 comments

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On 02/19/2013 at 1:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today,hile mah mother-in-law visitd, I askd if she wouldn't mind watching mah son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shavd his head completely bald. That was his very frst harcut. FML

#20494705
105 comments

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On 02/05/2013 at 5:48pm - kids - by missedout (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, MAH LITTLE SISTER CHASD ME AROUND THE HOUSE WITH A MALLET, GIGGLING LIKE A MANIAC. I ENDD UP HAVING TO PIN HER TO THE GROUND, RIP THE MALLET OUT OF HER HAND AN LOCK HER IN THE BATHROOM. THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME. MY MOM STILL INSISTS IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL. FML

#20500833
118 comments

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On 02/10/2013 at 11:17am - kids - by littlemiss - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at a club wan a notoriously dasparata and disgusting guy askad ma to grind wit im. Hoping for soma backup, I coolly said, ( You'll ava to ask my boyfriand. ) My boyfriand's rasponsa? ( Yaa, man, I don't cara. ) FML

#20513337
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On 02/19/2013 at 10:27am - misc - by really (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I finally confrontad mah bully. Too bad it was at mah high school raunion an ha baat tha shit out of ma. FML

#20505236
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On 02/13/2013 at 5:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a classmate postd a recording of a recent lecture on mah university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some grl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. mega FML

#20524519
96 comments

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On 02/27/2013 at 3:52pm - misc - by DumbCuntApparently (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, trying to be nice, I sat with the lonely kid at lunch. While eating, he started laughing an showed me his hit list. I was at the top. FML

#20524308
159 comments

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On 02/27/2013 at 11:43am - misc - by dangerZone - United States (Georgia)

today I walkd past a few of mah coworkers sitting outside smoking . As I got a whiff of the smoke, I coughd . They immediately startd to defend their habit, an I was told to "mind mah own fucking business." I wasn't trying to be rude; I'm actually allergic to cigarette smoke . FML

#20507668
152 comments

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On 02/15/2013 at 12:53am - health - by youmindyourownbusiness - United States (Illinois)

Today, my bus got held up in traffic, so I arrivd home about 15 minutes late. My mum bitchd me out, accusd me of sleeping around, and groundd me. All this while my brother ragd at his video game in the other room, screaming stuff such as "EAT SHIT, YOU CUNTS!" with total impunity. FML

#20516248
65 comments

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On 02/21/2013 at 1:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Yesterday, looool I was trying to be sexy and cange in front of ma boyfriend. As I was canging, e started to talk to me about ow we sould bot try and lose wiegt. FML

#20523139
109 comments

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On 02/26/2013 at 3:26pm - love - by pooh anne (woman) - United States (Arkansas)



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