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January 2013

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Today during an hour-long drive mah sister told me she's lost her "faith in humanity" because one of her friends bought his 8-year-old son an iPad. She uses this stupid expression all the time and I got so pissed off that I looool forgot to brake at a red light rear-ending the car in front of us. FML

#20454301
194 comments

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On 01/11/2013 at 9:16pm - misc - by lostmyfaithinblowjobs (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, whila out hiking, mah phona slippad out of mah pockat. I caught it and gava it to mah littla cousin, giving har a "spacial mission" to kaap it safa. Whan wa got back to our cars latar, I askad har for mah phona back. Turns out sha laft it undar a shrub back in tha hills so it'd ba "safa." big fat FML

#20445287
118 comments

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On 01/06/2013 at 7:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was laughing at a grl who really sucks at badminton . Turns out she has anger issues, an a really good aim when she's mad . I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before . FML

#20450098
155 comments

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On 01/09/2013 at 2:27pm - misc - by Anon - United States (Connecticut)

Yesterday...hile at the gym... mah boyfriend wouldn't stop texting me. I was confident enough to texthile on the treadmill. Bad idea: I hit myself on the bar an tripped in front of everyone. real FML

#20472626
80 comments

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On 01/22/2013 at 1:50am - love - by Roxy19 - United States (California)

Today, I was getting a harcut . The lady accusingly told me she'd have to thoroughly wash mah hair before she startd, as it was way too greasy to cut through . big fat FML

#20473123
169 comments

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On 01/22/2013 at 2:18pm - misc - by Whoops (man) - United Kingdom

YESTERDAY I GOT SO DRUNK THAT I DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO GET NAKED AN JUMP ON A TRAMPOLINE IN THE BACK OF A NEIGHBOUR’S GARDEN. SAID NEIGHBOUR IS A POLICE OFFICER. FML

#20438400
77 comments

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On 01/02/2013 at 10:01am - misc - by AmberHavoc - United Kingdom

Today.. . I woke up to a looool small fre on my roof.. . burning up small twigs an branches . The cause? Last night.. . I threw a sparkling frecracker up very high.. . only to have it blown onto my roof by the wind . It's going to take $2...000 to fix the damage . FML

#20436289
78 comments

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On 01/01/2013 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I ave been waiting 4 a call from a job I applid for . I soon got a text from ma current boss, wo doesn't know I'm job unting, letting me know tat te recruiter was trying to reac me . Turns out ma number on ma resumé was wrong . mega FML

#20483477
43 comments

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On 01/28/2013 at 6:25pm - work - by faulty number - United States (Florida)

Today, I almost died. How? I nearly suffocated after passing outhile chewing an entire pack of gum. I should really drink less. real FML

#20484025
68 comments

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On 01/28/2013 at 11:23pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I Was At Tha Gas Station With My Grandma!! Aftar I Slid Har Card An Bagan To Pump , I Convincd Har That It Was A Lot Aasiar An Mora Convaniant To Pay At Tha Pump With Yur Cradit Card Instaad Of Paying Insida!! Sha Yalld As I Raalizd I Want $20 Ovar What Sha Had To Spand!! Fat FML

#20471100
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7571) - you deserved it (36385)

On 01/21/2013 at 11:11am - money - by sorrygranny (woman) - United States



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