Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML
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On 01/30/2013 at 4:05pm - animals - by puppydrama - United States
Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML
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On 01/02/2013 at 1:59pm - love - by great. -
Today, I was making wedding plans with my fiancé. His mother kept complaining about everything, and insisted it was pointless to plan because it's just our "first marriage." She then tried to convince him to dump me and move back in with her because "she's all he'll ever need." FML
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On 01/13/2013 at 2:22am - love - by MonsterInLaw - United States (Oregon)
Today, I found my dogs freezing outside. My neighbor was supposed to watch them while I was away, and on my way home I called to let her know she should let them have a quick walk. She thought I'd be home soon enough that she wouldn't have to let them back in. It was minus 10c out. FML
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Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML
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On 01/13/2013 at 11:49pm - animals - by Abendigo77 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 2 years, whose reaction was to pretend to take a phone call. FML
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On 01/11/2013 at 1:46am - love - by proposal fail - United States
Today, as per usual, my mother went to see her psychic, who told her that one of her children is harbouring a "dark secret". Now we're all grounded until one of us confesses our obviously non-existent secret. FML
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On 01/13/2013 at 4:02pm - misc - by daughter of a gullible cunt (woman) - Australia
Today, I went to my cousin's wedding. The groom walked over when the two of us were talking, took one good look at me, slapped me on the ass, and said, "You know, if I wasn't marrying Rose here, you'd be next." Yeah, about that: I'm a 16-year old guy. FML
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On 01/30/2013 at 7:21am - love - by Denki (man) - China (Beijing)
Today, I saw a lady who had fainted. I ran over to help, only to find out that she was unstable and had a knife in her hand. She was pointing it at me, and growled threateningly every time I tried to move away. It took the cops an hour to defuse the situation. FML
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On 01/29/2013 at 4:48am - misc - by thegirlofthedad (woman) - India (Maharashtra)
Today, a girl I follow on Twitter tweeted, "Why can't I have a cute math tutor?" I'm her math tutor. FML
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On 01/14/2013 at 9:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, marks the sixth day in a row that my mum has called me to discuss my upcoming wedding. She's obsessed and has intimidated the actual planner I hired into going along with her plans. She's slipped up twice already and accidentally referred to it as her own wedding. Just great. FML
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On 01/11/2013 at 5:19pm - love - by fuck you, mum (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I found out that my dad, thinking it was an advertisement, threw away a letter from the college I applied to. FML
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On 01/12/2013 at 4:52am - misc - by gdog10122 - United States
Today, my mom went to court to finalize her divorce. I would have felt sorry for her, had this not been her 7th husband. FML
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On 01/24/2013 at 2:19am - misc - by HereWeGoAgain (woman) - United States
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