Today, my husband told my mother-in-law that we're trying to have a baby. She decided to call me and explain in extreme detail what positions to try, and when. FML
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On 12/17/2012 at 1:48pm - intimacy - by crazy mother in law (woman) -
Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML
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On 12/24/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, after giving my husband a new video game that he's been wanting, along with homemade waffles and a surprise blowjob, he gave me my gift: two packets of ramen noodles, and toilet paper. FML
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On 12/26/2012 at 12:25pm - love - by annie_nk (woman) - United States (Utah)
Today, I received my soccer team jacket that I ordered a month ago. Trying to save money, I'd selected the "no name" option to avoid an extra $20 embroidering fee. My jacket now has "NO NAME" spelled out on the side of it, and I was charged the extra $20 dollars after all. FML
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On 12/23/2012 at 12:01am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius babe." FML
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On 12/24/2012 at 12:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML
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On 12/26/2012 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I received a package from a local guy on Craigslist. Instead of the iPhone I paid $350 for, the box only contained a photo of an iPhone. The guy had been dumb enough to attach a return address, so my husband went over and beat the shit out of him. I now have to bail him out of jail. FML
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On 12/23/2012 at 12:52pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, a guy professed his love for me in front of my friends. The guy is my first cousin. FML
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On 12/22/2012 at 9:33pm - love - by Brittany (woman) - United States
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
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On 12/24/2012 at 10:20pm - misc - by Julie (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML
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On 12/29/2012 at 7:22pm - love - by melas303 - United States
Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML
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On 12/20/2012 at 5:45pm - intimacy - by alicia (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML
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On 12/31/2012 at 5:36pm - work - by shattysituation - United States
Today, after spending a lot of money on photo shoots to build up my portfolio, I finally got an offer from a modelling agency. I ran outside to tell my parents, only for my brother to hurl an iced snowball straight into my face. I now have a huge gash over my cheek and nose. FML
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On 12/28/2012 at 8:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
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