Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious conversation about our future. Somehow it turned into a 10-minute discussion about what time of day we usually take a crap. FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 12:41am - love - by kellie1115 - United States (West Virginia)
Today, depressed about a recent break-up with my long-term boyfriend, I bought a book about moving on after a relationship ends. The cashier placed some standard promotional fliers in my bag during check-out. Once home, I pulled out the fliers. They were for a married couples retreat. FML
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On 04/04/2012 at 1:43am - love - by heartsick (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
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Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
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On 04/08/2012 at 11:29pm - love - by Stinky. - United States (Illinois)
Today, while enjoying breakfast, my teeth took a chunk out of my cheek. This happens regularly, even when I'm talking. Both my doctor and dentist have no idea why, and I'm in utter agony. FML
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On 04/26/2012 at 7:04pm - health - by bucktooth - United Kingdom
Today, I was at the dentist. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 1:59am - health - by bdogge99 - United States (Washington)
Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 8:32pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old daughter to remove the handcuffs her father had placed on her as a joke. He didn't know they were real. FML
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On 04/30/2012 at 12:44am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 11:50pm - animals - by Lee (woman) - United States
Today, I realized just how bad my problem with making eye contact is, when I caught myself looking the other way when the singer in a music video looked directly at the camera. FML
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On 04/24/2012 at 2:49pm - misc - by suhleedah18 - United States
Today, I asked my boss if I could have a bigger cubicle. I'm now working in one that is half the size of my old one. FML
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On 04/12/2012 at 8:37pm - work - by hatemyboss - United States (California)
Today, my anxiety was so bad that when I was riding my bike on the side walk and two pedestrians came walking in the opposite direction, I got so nervous about having to go between them or accidentally hitting them that I fell off my bike, into a bush. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 1:31am - misc - by sydstreet - United States (Texas)
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