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Tuesday 22 January 2013

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Today, while at the gym, my boyfriend wouldn't stop texting me. I was confident enough to text while on the treadmill. Bad idea: I hit myself on the bar and tripped in front of everyone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9427) - you deserved it (34726)

On 01/22/2013 at 1:50am - love - by Roxy19 - United States (California)

Today, I was getting a haircut. The lady accusingly told me she'd have to thoroughly wash my hair before she started, as it was way too greasy to cut through. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9071) - you deserved it (41624)

On 01/22/2013 at 2:18pm - misc - by Whoops (man) - United Kingdom



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