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Monday 10 December 2012

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Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9460) - you deserved it (32925)

On 12/10/2012 at 1:09pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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