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Today, I was so happy to be leaving the hospital after breaking my arm the night before. Just as I walked out of the doors, a huge ambulance team was running in at the same time and knocked me down full force. I now have a broken ankle. FML

#20091853
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28067) - you deserved it (2115)

On 09/28/2012 at 1:34am - health - by red_headforlife - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML

#9020245
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25594) - you deserved it (2114)

On 03/12/2010 at 10:06am - love - by steakysteak (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML

#18974809
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28955) - you deserved it (2114)

On 02/02/2012 at 5:28am - money - by carssuck - United States

Today, on my first day of a new factory job, I discovered that my new boss had lied to me about my hours. I found this out when my coworkers burst out laughing when I mentioned having the weekends off, and talking about my recreational plans. FML

#19508407
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21498) - you deserved it (2114)

On 04/21/2012 at 10:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, during the early hours, I got hungry and went to grab something to eat. I entered the kitchen, only to see my stark-naked dad sitting at the table, eating cereal and reading the paper. He just nodded at me and said, "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes. FML

#19751282
139 comments

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On 06/07/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Rohirus (man) - Sweden

Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML

#20007763
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23661) - you deserved it (2114)

On 08/07/2012 at 1:59pm - love - by Blackfell - United States

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

#1168
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16385) - you deserved it (2113)

On 01/14/2009 at 9:25pm - misc - by marlow - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML

#17658715
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41232) - you deserved it (2113)

On 09/04/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Pool-less - United States (Missouri)

Today, at work, a customer threatened to punch me in the face because the store I work at doesn't have shopping baskets, only carts. FML

#18958245
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23591) - you deserved it (2113)

On 01/31/2012 at 1:12am - work - by chubbyreddevil - United States

Today, I texted my flatmate to ask him when he would be paying his portion of the rent, since he has told me he would be late this month. He wrote back to inform me that he had moved out last night while I was away, and that he won't be paying me anything. FML

#19020583
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25612) - you deserved it (2113)

On 02/07/2012 at 7:14pm - money - by oceangirl - United States

Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML

#20005069
105 comments

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On 08/06/2012 at 1:03am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was working at my retail job. A customer stopped me on my way to break saying "someone" had broken a snow globe. She showed me where it was and I cleaned it up with her circling me. I finished and put the cleaning supplies away when I heard a 'crash' as the same woman dropped another snow globe. FML

#2582009
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47662) - you deserved it (2112)

On 06/03/2009 at 9:35pm - misc - by kilo1_13 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML

#1058
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24491) - you deserved it (2111)

On 01/14/2009 at 1:33am - love - by noname - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)



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