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Today, my seven-year-old sister came to stay at my house for the night. She usually just sleepwalks. But tonight she sleep-peed in my clean clothes basket. FML

#7966871
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22245) - you deserved it (1990)

On 02/07/2010 at 7:31am - misc - by wallbanger - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML

#8347033
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27387) - you deserved it (1990)

On 02/16/2010 at 7:00pm - love - by blaze (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML

#19162083
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25933) - you deserved it (1990)

On 02/25/2012 at 4:38pm - misc - by eldar90 (man) - Israel

Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML

#19392856
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25504) - you deserved it (1990)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I met someone really cool and their departing words were, for some odd reason, "We should totally be friends, I mean unless you're schizophrenic or something, haha!" I have schizophrenia. FML

#20140639
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25947) - you deserved it (1990)

On 10/30/2012 at 7:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML

#4103
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23567) - you deserved it (1989)

On 01/31/2009 at 11:52am - love - by wowza - United States

Today, I finished moving to my new apartment that is 45 minutes away from my old one because my workplace would be closer. I then get a phone call from my boss telling me that he will transfer me to another workplace (closer to my old apartment). FML

#5815195
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26543) - you deserved it (1988)

On 10/13/2009 at 12:00pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my very traditional grandmother has decided it's time for me to get married to Kevin. She's called half the town and informed them of the good news. I'm 17. I've never met Kevin. FML

#6580570
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41279) - you deserved it (1988)

On 12/03/2009 at 4:47am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while I was standing in the elevator with a few people I just met when I moved in yesterday, I felt something fall on my hair and dusted it off. It was a cockroach. None of them will come within a 1m distance to me now, because they all think I've got lice. Welcome to the building! FML

#8713665
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20778) - you deserved it (1988)

On 02/28/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by idonthavelice (woman) - China (Guangdong)

Today, I received my first negative feedback on my otherwise flawless eBay record. The woman who bought the item said it wasn't as delicious as she was expecting, so there must be something wrong with it. What was I selling? A new and unopened lipstick. FML

#19737959
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25772) - you deserved it (1988)

On 06/05/2012 at 10:48am - misc - by facepalm (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, is Christmas day. Normally, I'd spend it with family. However, my boss decided everyone has to work today, despite the fact that there's enough people who want to work to run the place. Apparently it's "fairer" if we all have to do it - except him. FML

#18604012
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28714) - you deserved it (1987)

On 12/25/2011 at 1:25am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. FML

#20072649
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36748) - you deserved it (1986)

On 09/15/2012 at 7:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, at age eighteen, I finished moving out of my parents' house and into my own. The only person to even remotely give a shit was my sister, and that was only because I was taking the cat with me. FML

#20026624
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19902) - you deserved it (1986)

On 08/17/2012 at 3:55pm - misc - by CollegeBound (man) - United States (New York)



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