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Today, I drove two and a half hours to a job interview. The interviewer never showed up or called. I sat in the hotel lobby waiting for an hour and a half. Even the hotel staff said they felt sorry for me. FML

#2451149
62 comments

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On 05/31/2009 at 12:06am - work - by unemployed (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss asked me to pick up an extra shift. I said I couldn't because I have a date. He told me I didn't need to lie and to just say no next time. FML

#20879
14 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by Flavorite (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, when walking to my car I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML

#4498391
50 comments

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On 08/13/2009 at 10:00am - money - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I was on the city bus, and there was a woman and her child sitting behind me. I began to feel tugging on my jacket so I leaned forward, assuming the child was pulling at my jacket. I sat back and felt the tugging again. After a couple of minutes, I heard the mother say "stop chewing on that!" FML

#8746322
79 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 11:59am - kids - by nd.11 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, an antiques dealer made a joke about chopping off and buying my deformed left hand. FML

#14377623
62 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 1:50am - misc - by Shepaintsmusic -

Today, my grandmother refused to wear clothes. FML

#17633195
61 comments

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On 09/01/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by bob - United States

Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML

#18482161
118 comments

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On 12/11/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, someone spray painted a black skull on the side of my house. We painted over it and installed lights to hopefully persuade intruders not to vandalize the property because it would be a bright area. The lights were stolen. FML

#19362794
125 comments

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On 03/28/2012 at 9:52am - misc - by andromeda80 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mother confused the terms 'necromancy' and 'necrophilia'. We had a great talk about why you shouldn't have sex with dead people. FML

#21364935
72 comments

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On 02/27/2015 at 11:14pm - misc - by bobjope -

Today, I got the repair estimate for my car. It is going to cost me $3,000 to rebuild the front end. It was wrecked because a couple decided to have a lovers spat in the middle of the freeway. I had that car for exactly four hours. FML

#6527838
47 comments

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On 11/30/2009 at 2:07am - misc - by Dante (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read "it's over". FML

#8170663
197 comments

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On 02/12/2010 at 3:19pm - love - by blacklove (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, life gave me lemons, delivering them straight to my nuts via my neighbor's tennis ball shooter. FML

#17573986
111 comments

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On 08/25/2011 at 12:24am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found my 15-year-old son sleeping on the couch. I asked why, and he said he'd rented his room out to someone on Craigslist to make extra money, so he was getting used to sleeping in the living room instead. FML

#21406874
84 comments

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On 05/08/2015 at 5:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom



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