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Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML

#21328540
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28209) - you deserved it (2766)

On 01/01/2015 at 10:09am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was talking to my fellow coworker about how nervous I was about sleeping with this guy I really liked. She's been constantly giving me advice about him for months, but today she said "Oh don't worry, he isn't that good in bed anyway." FML

#6293770
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20060) - you deserved it (2765)

On 11/13/2009 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by taurus05 (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML

#12655431
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29286) - you deserved it (2765)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:05am - love - by justmylife (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came in to work looking very tan. I took Friday off to go to a friend's funeral, which was outdoors, and I tan very easily. Now my boss and everyone else thinks I lied about my friend's death to get off work on a Friday. FML

#17549181
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31274) - you deserved it (2765)

On 08/22/2011 at 4:34pm - work - by waytootan (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I went to the dentist to get a filling. Instead of giving me Novocaine, my dentist decided he was going to use a special new paste on me while he drilled. It didn't work. FML

#16764992
150 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 3:21pm - health - by StupidDentist (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML

#17748874
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26931) - you deserved it (2765)

On 09/15/2011 at 12:42am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship after he told me he loved me. FML

#20751768
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42364) - you deserved it (2765)

On 06/28/2013 at 1:23am - work - by unknown relationship - United States (Illinois)

Today, while using a restroom in Walmart, an old lady with a cane hobbled in screaming, "I smell someone making sin!" She would not stop tapping on the door with her cane till I came out. FML

#20808725
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41611) - you deserved it (2765)

On 07/28/2013 at 10:16pm - health - by DreamStatic - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at Petsmart with my puppy. Someone tried to pet him. I tried to warn the guy that he is a rescue and doesn't trust easily. He didn't listen and now wants to sue me for a dog bite that didn't even break the skin. FML

#20906371
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41628) - you deserved it (2765)

On 10/03/2013 at 8:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, the family upstairs decided to play basketball. Indoors. At 3am. FML

#20928702
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40310) - you deserved it (2765)

On 10/21/2013 at 9:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter. FML

#20997770
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45575) - you deserved it (2765)

On 12/19/2013 at 4:09am - work - by wasted time - United States

Today, I received a rejection letter from a company I interviewed with three weeks ago. They didn't mention giving my $200 portfolio back. Guess I'll keep using my 4-year degree to wait tables. FML

#6238713
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24988) - you deserved it (2764)

On 11/10/2009 at 1:20am - work - by blargggggg (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML

#20729503
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48926) - you deserved it (2764)

On 06/16/2013 at 2:49pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)



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