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Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML

#20131269
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On 10/24/2012 at 12:52pm - love - by Alice - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

#5389854
74 comments

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On 09/21/2009 at 6:53am - love - by Wronged (man) - Singapore

Today, I met my boyfriend's grandma for the first time. Trying to make a good impression, I offered to wash the dishes. I accidentally broke the faucet. FML

#19994302
59 comments

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On 07/31/2012 at 10:28am - misc - by gmd05 (woman) - United States

Today, I bought a Santa hat. After wearing the hat for a few hours, I noticed a strange lump near the tip of it. I stuck my hand inside to dig out the mysterious object. It was a dead cockroach. FML

#21308445
54 comments

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On 11/29/2014 at 11:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I finally accepted I need help with my anxiety issues. I started small and I joined a support forum and wrote a post. I was quickly called a troll by multiple users, accused of faking it, and told to "fuck off back to Tumblr" because they wouldn't believe my anxiety is really so serious. FML

#21372539
133 comments

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On 03/11/2015 at 2:43pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went to a huge rock concert. While waiting in a half a mile long line to get in, I passed out due to the heat. I regained consciousness to hear about a hundred people yelling and trying to help me. My boyfriend, who I went with, was not one of them. FML

#4193534
72 comments

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On 07/31/2009 at 10:35pm - health - by passedoutpolly (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML

#15229346
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33806) - you deserved it (3218)

On 03/07/2011 at 1:17pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML

#19342755
81 comments

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On 03/25/2012 at 1:49am - animals - by uh-oh - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I witnessed my husband in the shower singing Chicago's "You're the Inspiration" to his penis while manscaping. I guess that's a bond we'll never have. FML

#21342844
53 comments

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On 01/23/2015 at 11:46am - intimacy - by LD - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML

#14249095
91 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 3:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML

#5819831
27 comments

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On 10/13/2009 at 9:25pm - misc - by Chensticles - Sent from mobile version

Today, my little sister tripped when trying to walk up the stairs with a sandwich in one hand and my laptop in the other. She choose to save her sandwich instead of my £500 laptop. FML

#10748228
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26305) - you deserved it (3218)

On 05/25/2010 at 12:44am - misc - by Laptop - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML

#13079046
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34395) - you deserved it (3217)

On 09/16/2010 at 9:30pm - love - by ccblock (man) - United States (Florida)



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