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Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail after he punched a convenience store clerk in the face for running out of Cheetos. FML

#20867149
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43034) - you deserved it (3666)

On 09/04/2013 at 3:00am - kids - by ven980 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML

#21094619
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38801) - you deserved it (3666)

On 03/23/2014 at 8:44pm - misc - by hannahg - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at my friend's dorm eating supper. He and all his roommates are Chinese, and since I'm majoring in Chinese, I could understand what they were talking about. Too bad none of his friends knew that, and talked about banging me while I was sitting there. FML

#5518308
94 comments

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On 09/27/2009 at 11:16pm - intimacy - by NiHao (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML

#6366534
119 comments

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On 11/19/2009 at 8:36am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

#18355458
100 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 10:38am - misc - by meeeeeee - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML

#12396014
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36118) - you deserved it (3663)

On 08/08/2010 at 7:27pm - animals - by L.Lime05 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was emptying the cutlery section of the dishwasher when I reached down and accidentally got the tip of a steak knife wedged half-way under my fingernail. My mum yelled at me for getting blood on the clean dishes. FML

#13125278
97 comments

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On 09/20/2010 at 5:37am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML

#20135128
126 comments

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On 10/27/2012 at 3:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML

#20689207
108 comments

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On 05/27/2013 at 12:17pm - love - by wow (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, as a part of my autobiography project for school, I needed to have 2 friends and 2 family members each write me a letter. I ended up having to forge 3 letters. FML

#20964402
61 comments

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On 11/20/2013 at 10:28am - misc - by me - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend thought the garbage can in our kitchen smelled bad. Instead of cleaning it, he had it equipped with a Wunderbaum. Our entire house now smells like "New Car". FML

#14717591
42 comments

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On 01/26/2011 at 5:38am - misc - by everfresh (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML

#16355568
197 comments

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On 05/26/2011 at 10:24am - health - by fatteningmeup (woman) - United States

Today, I've been single for so long my grandmother had to ask if I actually like women or not. FML

#20513781
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29551) - you deserved it (3662)

On 02/19/2013 at 6:07pm - love - by Forever alone Guy - Australia (Victoria)



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