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Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

#14960685
83 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 4:14pm - love - by Saberwolf (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, and completely forgot my name in front of all my family and friends. I've been with his son for 7 years. FML

#17475917
70 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 12:16am - love - by Alex (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I checked the camera I set up to find out who has been stealing my prescription painkillers: my wife, my daughter or my son. Turns out they all are. FML

#17672828
166 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 5:37pm - health - by oxymorons - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out that my new roommate got kicked out of his old house because he pulled a gun on his old roommates and threatened them. The reason? They nagged him about dishes he left in the sink. Well, only 10 months left on the lease. FML

#18314926
96 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 6:36am - misc - by Charles Pennington (man) - United States

Today, I was once again handed a document to translate along with the comment "Good luck, it doesn't make sense to begin with." If my translation doesn't, though, I will not get paid. FML

#20759632
64 comments

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On 07/02/2013 at 10:35am - work - by Demotivation (woman) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, my boss decided that we no longer have to clock out for cigarette breaks, but we do for toilet breaks. I'm the only non-smoker on my floor, and I'm getting penalised for it. FML

#20886555
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38498) - you deserved it (2567)

On 09/18/2013 at 1:48pm - work - by Anon - United Kingdom

Today, I was stuck in the elevator for almost two hours. Where was the elevator mechanic? Next to me in the elevator. FML

#21098357
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40442) - you deserved it (2567)

On 03/28/2014 at 4:42am - work - by ClaustrophobicNightmares - Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad)

Today, I learned that my anxious and obsessive mother is going to drive three hours every weekend to attend a Johns Hopkins medical course on stress reduction. Why is this bad? I just left home for college and have enjoyed my last two weeks of freedom without her around. I attend Johns Hopkins. FML

#5274396
84 comments

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On 09/15/2009 at 3:45pm - misc - by notcool - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mom took me to an AA meeting because she said I needed help. I have never tried alcohol in my life, and told them this. I was then harangued by the "instructor" because apparently one of the signs of alcoholism is denial. FML

#17202338
136 comments

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On 07/21/2011 at 10:10am - health - by blah (man) - United States

Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML

#19243169
94 comments

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On 03/08/2012 at 11:53pm - health - by radiating (woman) -

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years had proposed to his ex a few days behind and she had declined. FML

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML

#14734068
88 comments

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On 01/27/2011 at 5:53pm - love - by Azure_Mist (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML

#20492051
53 comments

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On 02/03/2013 at 8:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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