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Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you r in the cage, an the monkeys r climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up an one of the monkeys urinated all over mah face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way 4 me to shower 4 six hours. FML
Today, I looool fell down a set of stairshile going into mah basement. With a horrible pain in mah left leg, I calld out to mah boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
Today..!! I was snuggld in bd with mah husband!! He thought cuz mah butt was twitching that I was trying to be frisky!! So he slappd mah ass hard in attempt to get something going!! I was actually trying to hold in a huge fart cuz last night I had diarrhea!! Apparently I still have it!! FML
Today... wilst laying in bed wit my girlfriend... se received a flirty message from er ex on er pone asking if se wanted to go to te cinema. Se replied... knowing I could see te screen. Te messages were signed wit a love eart and about 15 kisses. Se claims tey are still just friends. FML
Friday 27 March 2015