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Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML

#20747987
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40184) - you deserved it (3814)

On 06/26/2013 at 5:07am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my sister called me up extremely excited because she found out Flo Rida is from Florida. She's 22. FML

#20751029
93 comments

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On 06/27/2013 at 7:37pm - misc - by smh - United States (New Jersey)

Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML

#20922962
90 comments

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On 10/16/2013 at 5:52pm - work - by amy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my grandma rushed into my work and told my manager I had to leave due to a family emergency. Panicked, I ran to get my stuff and ran to the car. When I asked what had happened, she replied, "I needed someone to go see 50 Shades of Grey with me." FML

#21355550
119 comments

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On 02/13/2015 at 8:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my daughter wasn't feeling well, so we allowed her to sleep in bed with us. She snuggled right up with my husband. I felt a little jealous until she turned around and cuddled with me, just long enough to throw up all over me. She then flipped back over and snuggled with her dad. FML

#21314569
64 comments

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On 12/09/2014 at 5:39pm - kids - by SickMaMa - United States (New York)

Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML

#12423353
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37711) - you deserved it (3813)

On 08/10/2010 at 12:30am - love - by llmd (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a panic attack. Not on a crowded train, or an airplane, or in school, or any of the expected places. It was in my yoga class, which my therapist recommended for me, while I was in a dead-body position. FML

#18174225
81 comments

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On 11/06/2011 at 12:43pm - health - by panickygrl (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML

#16954245
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45323) - you deserved it (3813)

On 07/02/2011 at 10:15pm - love - by lostbandana - United States

Today, I got a ticket from a cop for not riding my bike in the bike lane. I wasn't riding in the bike lane because I was avoiding construction work. FML

#17428177
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35354) - you deserved it (3813)

On 08/10/2011 at 10:44am - money - by donny31459 - United States (Michigan)

Today, after recently moving to an apartment, we've already been asked if we wanted to buy drugs, had a children's chair thrown through the front window, our door painted with "CUNT LICKER" and my laundry stolen. FML

#19092499
143 comments

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On 02/16/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Jeathrow - United States (California)

Today, we got my dad an iPad for his birthday. I had to repeatedly reassure him that he could in fact touch the screen without being shocked. FML

#20899491
62 comments

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On 09/28/2013 at 5:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, my husband accidentally erased some pictures from our hard drive. No worries, nothing major: just everything from our wedding and the birth of our first child. FML

#21395232
144 comments

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On 04/17/2015 at 2:15pm - misc - by testom - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I am contemplating ending my relationship of 6 years. My boyfriend is too busy playing with a plastic guitar to listen. FML

#2469
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26447) - you deserved it (3812)

On 01/24/2009 at 5:09pm - love - by fyou - United States (Michigan)



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