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Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML
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On 08/10/2011 at 12:31am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, at my job as a lifeguard, I told a teenager to, "Walk please." He then threw his soda at me as he ran away. We aren't allowed off stand unless it's an emergency, so I baked in that soda for 30 minutes. FML
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On 05/28/2012 at 10:05am - work - by emonsteadman - United States (Texas)
Today, the police posted a description of the car of a child abductor. As everyone slowed down to read the billboard, I realized that the car's description and license plate were very similar to mine. After getting death stares from passengers, I got pulled over. Twice. FML
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On 04/17/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by eyeamcool (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I happened to make eye contact with a stranger standing on a balcony of the apartment building across the train tracks from mine. He ran his finger across his neck like a knife and winked at me. I'm afraid to go out again. FML
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Today, my bank card was skimmed (copied electronically) and my account was totally cleaned out. I had only just got paid and don't get paid again for 4 weeks. The bank says it will take 21 days minimum to resolve. They offered me a credit card with a huge interest rate to help me get by. FML
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On 06/02/2009 at 9:33pm - money - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)
Today, I was lying on the couch after having surgery on my stomach. My best friend and my mom thought that laughter would be the best medicine. Due to their medicine, I ripped out half my stitches. FML
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On 01/22/2010 at 5:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mother, seconds upon meeting me, gave me a hug, smiled at me, and said: "It's so nice to finally meet you! All I ever hear is 'Emma this', and 'Emma that', 'I love Emma!'. He never stops talking about you!" My name's not Emma. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 8:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
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On 11/15/2010 at 4:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I went downstairs after a family argument. The front door was kicked in, the sink faucet was snapped off, and there was broken plates all over the kitchen floor. I later found out that the argument was over who left the refrigerator door open. FML
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On 06/06/2010 at 7:48pm - misc - by mark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I received a rejection letter from a college that I'd applied to 6 years ago. FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my mom called me from jail. She was arrested for having sex in public. I was with my dad when I got the call. FML
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On 10/27/2012 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Monkey (man) - United States
Today, it's been two days since my upstairs neighbour's toilet started flooding both our apartments. I have to go to the bathroom with an umbrella. FML
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On 01/21/2013 at 3:24pm - misc - by normal - France (Midi-Pyrenees)
Today, I realized that I'm the only person in my house not getting any. My sister is sleeping with my ex. My roommate is sleeping with my brother. And my mom texted me asking me to make it look like she slept in her bed so that she didn't have to do the "walk of shame" in the morning. FML
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On 10/24/2009 at 5:23pm - intimacy - by this_is_fucked (woman) - Zimbabwe (Mashonaland East)
Monday 20 May 2013
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