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Today, while visiting my mother, she asked my son who his favorite parent was. As a growing boy, he chose his father. I don't mind, except she then asked, "So, whose side are you taking in the divorce?" My husband and I have no marital issues. My son refuses to believe us. FML

#20932049
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41887) - you deserved it (3129)

On 10/24/2013 at 2:05am - kids - by he's still not convinced (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

#2059220
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70794) - you deserved it (3128)

On 05/18/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by emoney (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to see his 72-year-old mom who just had minor surgery on her abdomen. When we asked how she was healing, she lifted up her nightgown to show us a bruise near her belly button. She wasn't wearing any underwear. FML

#13507250
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29527) - you deserved it (3128)

On 10/19/2010 at 1:20am - health - by coeurdlucky - United States

Today, I opened my new clothing store. My only customer was my mom and the only reason she came in was to tell me that someone stole my sign. FML

#16307240
50 comments

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On 05/23/2011 at 12:26am - work - by 11lyss1 -

Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know..." FML

#19867200
73 comments

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On 06/29/2012 at 4:48pm - kids - by friend (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, my mother informed me that we are no longer taking my graduation trip to New York. Instead, she and her group of continuously drunk friends are going to Vegas because, "We could win the jackpot and take you on an even bigger trip to New York!" She's never won anything in her whole life. FML

#20875663
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48475) - you deserved it (3128)

On 09/10/2013 at 11:52am - money - by zcollins - United States (California)

Today, I failed hard at a color test. I thought it was a joke because most of the colors looked the same to me. Now I know why people laugh at my clothes color choices. FML

#20936339
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45053) - you deserved it (3128)

On 10/28/2013 at 12:51am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

#5389854
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39490) - you deserved it (3127)

On 09/21/2009 at 6:53am - love - by Wronged (man) - Singapore

Today, I found out my broker invested my $6000 in the wrong stock. How did I find out? He called me to let me know the stock crashed. FML

#8132919
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24720) - you deserved it (3127)

On 02/11/2010 at 3:13pm - money - by extants - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML

#8852527
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29742) - you deserved it (3127)

On 03/05/2010 at 8:05pm - money - by mrrichkid - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML

#18201321
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38353) - you deserved it (3127)

On 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Romania (Mures)

Today, my parents informed that the man I am going to marry made the newspaper, on page twelve. He is listed as a fugitive and there is a warrant out for his arrest. FML

#19982796
100 comments

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On 07/25/2012 at 1:27am - misc - by strangebeans (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML

#20899028
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48171) - you deserved it (3127)

On 09/28/2013 at 11:21am - love - by Christian (man) - United States



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