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Today, I Movd Back To My Ome Town. My Best Friend An I Ad Arrangd To Rent A Ouse Togeter Tat We Bot Likd. I Finisd My Last Day At Work An Made Te Tree-our Drive, Only Fir Er To Break Down An Tell Me Tat Se Isn't ( Ready ) To Move Out Of Er Parents' Basement. Se's 25. Fat FML
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
Today I woke up with a giant rd rash all over face so puffd up that I could hardly open eyes. The doctor said it was probably from some of the compounds found in most makeup. I'm just getting into theatre and have auditions coming up. FML
Today , I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant , though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking,hich kickd in with horrifying consequenceshen someone burst in an startd vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, I finally made the connection between people in my apartment building flushing there toilets, an my running shower water becoming scalding hot. This wouldn't be quite as bad if there weren't six floor to the building, with twenty units on each. FML
Friday 27 March 2015