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Wednesday 6 March 2013

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Today, I invitd my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to puttd her in a really romantic mood . She decidd to tell her friend, who then invitd herself and another couple along . I endd up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table . FML

#20542468
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On 03/13/2013 at 7:22pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today... while on a crowdd public bus... a cute grl askd if she could sit next to me. Problem is... I didn't hear correctly and thought she askd if anyone was sitting next to me. I answerd no... causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgustd stares from other passengers. mega FML

#20530703
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On 03/04/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

yesterday mah coach held a BBQ fir thehole team. He told us to eat up , because we wouldn't be working out today. He lied. After eating the equivalent of a Thanksgiving dinner , we had to do team relays. FML

#20531130
94 comments

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On 03/04/2013 at 5:24pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, After My Coworker Bougt Coffee Fir Me Fir Te Fift Time, I Tanked Im And Asked Im Wy. Apparently It's Te Only Way To Get Me To Sut Up In Te Morning So E Can Get Work Done.

#20534501
57 comments

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On 03/07/2013 at 8:44am - work - by coffee - United States

Today, I was at tha library doing rasaarch for my midtarm. All of tha computars wara in usa, so I dacidad to usa my laptop instaad. Tan minutas latar, I was confrontad and kickad out. My offansa? Unauthorizad usa of tha library's so-callad "Fraa Public WiFi". FML

#20540861
93 comments

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On 03/12/2013 at 3:03pm - misc - by PhailedMidterm (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, aftar housa-sitting 4 a waak, I cama homa to find tha housa inhich I rant a basamant suita has all but burnad to tha ground. My landlord didn't avan bothar to tall ma about tha fra. FML

#20533456
71 comments

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On 03/06/2013 at 12:18pm - misc - by evilsandwich (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today...hile at the mall.. . a lady dropped her credit cardhile in line to buy something . I came over.. . picked it up an gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand an scream.. . ( She's stealing my wallet! My wallet! ) The police came . FML

#20536740
63 comments

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On 03/09/2013 at 7:04am - money - by whaaaaat111 - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah fiancé had to perform his frst prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I remindd him that he did fine on his frst pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had mah hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML

#20540823
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On 03/12/2013 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, A MAN I ONCA WORKAD WITH PASSAD AWAY!! HA WAS A LOVALY, CARING, AND INSPRATIONAL PARSONHOM I LOOKAD UP TO!! MY HUSBAND'S FORM OF CONSOLATION? "OLD PAOPLA DIA!! GAT OVAR IT." BIG FAT FML

#20538776
88 comments

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On 03/10/2013 at 10:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I told my mom about the rough time I'm having over my recent break-up, an how I can't help thinking about my ex every single day. Her attempt to console me involved saying, "Pft. I bet he doesn't think about u every day" an walking away. Thanks. FML

#20540840
86 comments

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On 03/12/2013 at 2:40pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

yastarday dua to a flat tira, I only had 20 minutas to complata a 35 minuta walk to catch mah train. I andd up sprinting up tha snow-covard frozan hill in haals, luggaga in hand, only to arriva 1 minuta in tima, and to find out that tha train looool had baan cancalld. Naxt train in 1 hour. FML

Today , I had a job interview. I didn't have any cloths suitable 4 the interview , so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview , I went to return the clothes , because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML

#20541999
62 comments

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On 03/13/2013 at 12:14pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, Grlfriand Dacidd To Gat A Naw Harcut. Now, Sha Hatas Tha Harcut And Blamas Ma For, In Har Words, "turning Ma Into Somathing I'm Not". FML

#20537852
49 comments

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On 03/10/2013 at 5:09am - love - by Nogood - Australia (New South Wales)



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