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  eigelste  |  0

Worst first comment possible

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  Arachu  |  5

Let me gestopo you there.. These holocaust references are taking me out of Mein Kampfort zone, Ann Frankly, I find them a little offensive..

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  X_Codes  |  11

Excuse me, mods, for not sharing your sense of humor. A guy tried to swat a wasp and got stung. It kinda sucks for him, but he should have known better, and it's really not funny, even if you call the wasp a Nazi helicopter and equate aimless-girly-flailing to ninja-like skills.

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  CryMoreFMLs  |  14

I thought this FML was worded amazingly! First FML to actually make me laugh really hard in a while.

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  LunaDragon  |  10

53 Is right, its worded perfectly, and its funny. I mean everyone gets stung by a wasp or bee at sometime, and if Op had just said "Today, I got stung by a wasp, fml", everyone would be like, SOooo.... big fuckin whop dee-do.

By  Sumo69  |  9

First of all Chuck Noris is it only thing that can put a beat down on a ninja. You have nanny like skills

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  cosmosis  |  12

Pffft. Chuck Norris would beat the shit out of your pet wasp. I hear he can move mountains with a single round-house kick, and has reflexes so sharp he can catch bullets with his teeth! If you have a pet wasp. Its time for a new pet

By  DrMime  |  10

You lost in a fist fight with a wasp? Why would you use your closed fists?!? Did you think it would kill it even if you hit?? When dealing with those Germans you got to use their own weapons against them! Try hanging a poisonous wasp trap next time.

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