Tuesday 19 February 2013 
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Today, my husband and I were fooling around in the shower. For some reason, I thought it'd be a good idea to grab his man meat and show him how to wash someone at a nursing home. He said he'd never be turned on by a nurse again. I'm a nurse. FML
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On 02/21/2013 at 12:51am - love - by tomedicalforlove -
Today, I came home from a rough day working two jobs to find a plate of cookies on my desk with a note from my roommates saying, "You deserve it!" I happily broke one in half to eat and discovered they contained coconut. I'm allergic to coconut, a fact both of my roommates are aware of. FML
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On 02/25/2013 at 12:44am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I realized that the homeless people I give change to all dress better than I do, including the one that doesn't believe in pants. FML
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On 02/26/2013 at 10:54am - misc - by keerow (man) - United States
Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML
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On 02/26/2013 at 3:26pm - love - by pooh anne (woman) - United States (Arkansas)
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On 02/19/2013 at 5:47pm - love - by katwingz (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, I uploaded the first chapter of my best writing yet to a popular writing website. After ten minutes, I was thrilled to already see one review and five comments. Each comment was telling me to immediately delete the story because of how horrible it was. The rating was half a star. FML
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On 02/20/2013 at 11:36am - work - by Apparently not a writer (woman) - United States (Delaware)
Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML
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On 02/21/2013 at 8:21pm - health - by NewDrugs (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, after half a year of flirting back and forth, I went to a fancy party thrown by the guy I really like. He met me at the door and introduced me to everyone as, "the lovely Meghan". I thought I finally had a chance, until he introduced me to his girlfriend of five years. FML
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On 02/21/2013 at 8:33pm - love - by Meghan (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my boyfriend of almost six years asked me to move in with him. I assumed he meant that he was finally moving out of his parents' house and had found a place for us to live. No, it turns out he means he wants me to move in with him at his parents' place. FML
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On 02/24/2013 at 12:48am - love - by great_just_great (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I purchased a box of girl scout cookies from a coworker. I wanted to save them for later at home, so I placed them on my desk and then headed to a meeting. When I returned, there was an empty box sitting there with a post-it note saying, "Thanks!" Nobody will own up to it. FML
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On 02/18/2013 at 8:49pm - work - by erockinthesuburb (man) - United States
Today, I uploaded a new Facebook profile photo, which got over 20 likes in the space of an hour. The most I've ever gotten before was 10. Surprised, I went to check my picture again, only to notice two guys were sarcastically flipping me the bird in the background. FML
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Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
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On 02/18/2013 at 2:11pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I muted the TV just in time to hear my mom yell at my dad about how their sex life is "non-existent". FML
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On 02/22/2013 at 8:06am - intimacy - by PoorMe - United States
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