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Monday 4 February 2013

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Today, my furnace broke down, almost a month after its twenty year warranty expired. It would have been replaced for free. Now I'm going to have to take out a loan to afford the $4,000 replacement. FML

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On 02/10/2013 at 12:03am - misc - by chillyinside - Canada

Today, I had a ride along in an ambulance. Being observant, I thought it was funny that a patient had to vomit. That was until I realized they couldn't control where they had to vomit. I spent the rest of the ambulance ride holding a vomit bag in front of the woman's face. Not so funny anymore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4894) - you deserved it (37307)

On 02/08/2013 at 12:45am - work - by Kybo5 - United States (California)



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