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Sunday 3 February 2013

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Today, I finished booking the non-refundable cruise for my wife and I to the Bahamas. I did this after confirming once again that my mother could take care of our son while we're away. An hour after I paid, she called back saying she mistook the dates and can't do it anymore. FML

#20494492
81 comments

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On 02/05/2013 at 2:35pm - misc - by vacationless - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I had drinks at a friend's house before going out to a concert. I still had a bottle of beer left, so I brought it along with me. I got kicked out five minutes into the show for bringing my own drink, which is apparently against the rules. I paid $75 to get kicked out over a $3 drink. FML

#20496974
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7919) - you deserved it (37409)

On 02/07/2013 at 12:11pm - misc - by loquacious shit stain (woman) - Australia

Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML

#20497647
129 comments

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On 02/07/2013 at 10:58pm - animals - by fish killer - Canada

Today, I went for a checkup after having recently been fitted with dental implants. The oral surgeon I chose was supposedly the best in the area, but it turns out that he inserted the implants at the wrong angle. Now I have to have further surgery to correct it. FML

#20487790
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21209) - you deserved it (1939)

On 01/31/2013 at 4:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had to leave my ACT prep class ten minutes in to pick up my drunken father from his best friend's baby shower. I picked him up along with a bill for the damage. FML

#20488845
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19464) - you deserved it (1229)

On 02/01/2013 at 10:26am - misc - by kylie18xx21 (woman) - United States

Today, my furnace broke down, almost a month after its twenty year warranty expired. It would have been replaced for free. Now I'm going to have to take out a loan to afford the $4,000 replacement. FML

#20500397
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22343) - you deserved it (1978)

On 02/10/2013 at 12:03am - misc - by chillyinside - Canada

Today, I had a ride along in an ambulance. Being observant, I thought it was funny that a patient had to vomit. That was until I realized they couldn't control where they had to vomit. I spent the rest of the ambulance ride holding a vomit bag in front of the woman's face. Not so funny anymore. FML

#20497764
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4810) - you deserved it (36589)

On 02/08/2013 at 12:45am - work - by Kybo5 - United States (California)



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